Live~NRGY

Just being me 🙂

Taking a stroll through the streets of Calgary yesterday.  Me oh my, where to eat ??? Nose and stomach leads the way, as usual.

Korean restaurant, got ya.  Ooooops, closed for the lunch hour, opens at 5pm…. damn.

Okay…. feet do your thing… walk down 8th street sw going south towards 17th ave.

Where oh where….. coffee shops, nope coffee buzzed from Starbucks. But a little bird tweet as usual chirps it’s little sweet song whispering into my subconscious that the coffee shop on 8th st is THE PLACE to buzz high on caffeine once again.

Nope thanks….. FOOD, BREAKFAST, LUNCH… WHATEVER, BUT COFFEE.

DECIDE to make stop at Best Buy to check out screen cover for new Samsung tablet.  Nope $25 way too expensive for recycled plastic.

Off I go, leaving in search of nose/tongue satisfaction.  Stomach growling by now.

Finally decide on Jamesons on 17th.  Old spot, but okay… haven’t been there since last summer.  Great Bruschetta BTW… wow.  Ceasar salad, couple of beers, than a few hours later leave after stomach gives go ahead.

So…where to now.  Oh okay Priape almost next door.  Check it out, been DOG’S age since there too.  Being A-Sexual puts a crimp on all things fun and kinky.

WHAT ???? DAMN ???!!!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING RIGHT !?!?!? !?! !?   !

CLOSED, GONE, POOF, VANISHED DISAPPEARED LIKE HOUDINI ! SHIT – SORRY !

A-HA… LIGHT BULB MOMENT….100 W THIS TIME 🙂

Well guess the shop was only there to indulge in my world of FANTASIES AFTER ALL.

Guess no further need for ALL THINGS GAY AND PRIAPE IN CALGARY SINCE IT’S A DEAD END WITH MY CONVERSION TO THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY WORD CALLED NRGY 🙂

SHUCKS, SUCKS, SMUCKS :-)——-

WHAT OTHER GUYS CAN’T HAVE FUN TOO ??? AM I THE ONLY ONE IN CALGARY ALLOWED TO HAVE MY OWN FUN STORE ???

Aaaaaaaah the nose tells all, I see more subtle hidden SOCIAL ENGINEERING AT WORK.

NOW THAT I’M HEADED BACK EAST, NO FURTHER NEED FOR PRIAPE IN CALGARY.

SO TO THE SEXLESS WITHOUT FUN ALTERNATIVES IN CALGARY, MORE CREATIVE USES OF BOTH HANDS AND FEET STILLNWORKS MAGIC WITHOUT IT COSTING YOU AN ARM AND LEG PLUS TAXES AT THE COUNTER.

YOU CAN ORDER ONLINE FOR SURE…. BUT WATCH THOSE NASTY TRACKING SPY APPS WHO GAVE / WILL WANT A PIECE OF THE ACTION.

ON THE OTHER HAND…. THERE’S ALWAYS PARKS CANADA, ONCE THE WI-FI IS TURN ON FULL BLAST !