Calgary Herald – Federal government prepares $24-million oilsands advertising blitz

http://www.calgaryherald.com/business/energy/Federal+government+prepares+million+oilsands+advertising/9022147/story.html

So let’s see if I’m reading this right and getting the gist of the story !

For years now, anything coming up smelling oilsands, shouting oilsands yahoo was a dirty little secret best kept under wraps.

Fear ye got my attention and environmentalists.  Right ?

So now, yiiiippe kay yay, open season on Janes and Tarzans shouting out OMG dirty words on the lo down about bad oil.

And what – $24 million after the horses have left the barn, doing what with it exactly ?

Ohhhhh, friends, family relatives, acquaintances and secret admirers get the bulk to do the 2Do List – mostly singing Alleuah over and over again.

Seems next time a more proactive form of positive spin lines up all the negative electrons around the same atom going their way.

So with that in mind, use $24 million to hard up people needing good jobs in the oilsands and I’m sure you’ll get the Mormon Tabernacle choir singing their best songs yet !

You know, Utah is a skip, hop and a jump from Alberta.

Oh…. about due South, SSW.  Just in case not to get lost along the way once more.

Enough, get to work singing and Dancing.

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