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USA Today – Plan for retirement using your biological, not your chronological, age
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/retirement/2017/03/16/plan-retirement-using-your-biological-not-your-chronological-age/98270596/ Makes sense. For those Fit as a Fiddle … wind down when it feels natural. Those who feel the need sooner… aren’t stressed with a fixed date… leave earlier as nature dictates. Beats the hell out of a wheel chair being pushed around and around being useless in a retirement home I say.
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La maison des fous au MTQ | Le Journal de Montréal
http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2017/03/16/la-maison-des-fous-au-mtq PLUS FACILE QUE CA MAUDIT ! LIGNE DIRECT = AGRICULTEUR APPELER UN FERMIER EN BON CANADIEN FRANCAIS POUR LA METEO !!! LES ANIMAUX EN SAIT PLUS… MEMES LE SIROP D’ERABLE !
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Max Pacioretty aide un homme à sortir sa voiture enlisée dans la neige | JDM
http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2017/03/16/max-pacioretty-aide-un-homme-a-sortir-sa-voiture-enlisee-dans-la-neige 😁
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La tempête parfaite | Le Journal de Montréal
http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2017/03/16/la-tempete-parfaite FAITES TOUJOURS ATTENTION A… 3.1415 SANS EXCEPTION TRANDUCTION ANGLAISE IDES OF MARCH 😆
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Yellow Pages left out of high-yield bond rally as it struggles to transition from phone book to digital ad platform | Financial Post
http://business.financialpost.com/news/yellow-pages-left-out-of-high-yield-bond-rally-as-it-struggles-to-transition-from-phone-book-to-digital-ad-platform Perfect example of when that snoze of yours is held up to high and way past it’s expiry due date. Remember the days when it use to cost arms, legs, first born and your sex life just paying for the yellowpages ads ? Well like all dummys who failed the Books for Dummies reading…
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Military overkill – $3 million Patriot missile used to shoot down $200 drone | Ottawa Citizen
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/national/defence-watch/military-overkill-3-million-patriot-missile-used-to-shoot-down-200-drone Pssst – shush….. zip it ! I’m getting into the construction reno & tool business for the military. 50k toilet seats and 100k Thor’s hammer That should take care of the red ink
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Would love to stay and chat…. but interview beckons 😆
PS – Crank up the doggie perfum next time and for GOD’s sake if you’re gonna want some action more than a bag of milk bones for doggies on the old Viagra thermometer is a prerequiste ! And oooops, don’t forget the wrap up additives to seal it all in for future daytime use. Boy…
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Trump federal budget 2018: Massive cuts to the arts, science and the poor – The Washington Post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/trump-federal-budget-2018-massive-cuts-to-the-arts-science-and-the-poor/2017/03/15/0a0a0094-09a1-11e7-a15f-a58d4a988474_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-banner-main_b-budget-12am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.45da9ea90b74 Hmmmm, guess that’s a green for go on anything goes smoke signals to the planet ! 8 BALLS IN THE CORNER POCKET RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
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RCMP asks public to help name 13 new police puppies | Toronto Star
https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/03/15/rcmp-asks-public-to-help-name-13-new-police-puppies.html Hmmmm EASY AS Pi….. 3 14 15 92 …. you get the drift Then there’s – THE 10 COMMANDMENTS… WITH 3 ON HOLD AS A BACKUP PLAN THERE’S 7 DWARFS… I OWE OWE MAKES IT A ROUND OUT NUMBER TO 13 LET’S NOT GO THERE WITH FRIDAY THE 13 SHALL WE…. AND IF YOU…
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The Star – Theo Moudakis: U.S. Customs
https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/opinion/editorial_cartoon/2017/03/16/theo-moudakis-us-customs/theo-moudakis-us-customs.jpg.size.custom.crop.754×650.jpg Hmmmm, obviously I’m gonna have to come up with a Plan ‘B’ to drive my trailer to the Canary Islands and a Plan ‘C’ getting back into Canada with the Canadian Border patrol wanting to do a strip search of my electronic gizmos. THANK MY LUCKY STARS MY HOTDOG HOT ROD AIN’T A.I. YET……