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IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHAT I DISCOVERED ABOUT BACTERIA… YOU WOULD SHIT IN YOUR PANTS FOR REAL
INSIDIOUS LITTLE CONTROL FREAK CRITTERS OMG BLOWS ME AWAY
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SO SLICKZZZ… GUESS IT WAS A ‘YOU CAN’T A ‘FORD’ TO FUCK UP KINDA OF A DAY HUH 😁
HOW WAS THAT PERFORMANCE… COOL HUH… DO I KNOW HAT I’M DOING OR AM I A FULL THROTTLE PEDAL TO THE METTLE DOG IN REVERSE… LOOK INTO THE REAR VIEW MIRROR FOR THE PROPER SPELLING AND PRONOUNCIATION OF TOP DOG… AND IT ONLY GETS WAY WAY WAY BETTER HERE ON IN ! TRUST ME 2…
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Pssst… UN GROS MERCI TWEETY BIRD 😁😁😁
DO THE INITIALS J.P. RING ANY BELLS ??? DAMN… NOT A SECOND LETTER OF A WORD UTTERED ABOUT THE RCMP… AND VOILA POOF… SPRAY PAINTED ALL IN BLACK VISIBLE GHOSTS IN A MACHINE AND TWEET BIRD POINTING THE WAY !!! HELL, WITH THIS KIND OF HELP… WHO NEEDS TWITTER MERCI ROFL GOTTA LOVE SWORDS… CUTS…
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OMG BOY OH BOY…
DID THE RED CHERRY DOGGIES HAVE HARD ONS FOR ME TODAY… ALMOST MADE ME WISH I HAD BROUGHT A SPARE PAIR OF CUFFS INSTEAD OF JUMPER CABLES GUESS THEY’RE FEELING THAT TIGHTER CHOKE LEASH… WHAT MOI??? NEVER IN A GAZZILLION YEARS WOULD I WANT TO MISS OUT CASHING IN ON THE BIGGEST FORT KNOX IN…
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SPIC & SPAN IN YOUR COFFEE & DONUTS TODAY ???
45.354159,-75.646062 A SPRINKLE HERE A DUSTING THERE AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW… BRAINWASHED WITHOUT THE SPIN CYCLE… OK… GUESS THAT MEANS YOU GAVE UP ON THE OTHER CHEMICALS… AIN’T THIS PLACE ALL WARM & CORRUPT COZY… MAKES ME TINGLE ALL OVER
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SO WHO’S THE IDIOT THAT GETS A RISE OUT OF STEALING TRAFFIC CONES FROM LOCKED WORK COMPANY VANS ???
Took 2 and left 1 behind. Yet all other valuables of worth intact ??? Shoppers Drugmart King Edward & Rideau GAMES GAMES GAMES… IDIOTS
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SO MORONS WHO EXACTLY DID YOU THINK YOU WERE FOOLING WITH TODAYS GAMES ?
STILL CLUELESS AND GETTING WORST OMG ROFL NEXT TIME TAKE A PISS OUT IN THE OPEN FRESH AIR AND THEN TAKE A DEEP BREATH TO INHALE THE AROMA OF STUPID YOU’LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT AND I AIN’T SPILLING THE SECRETS TAG YOU LOSE
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Gotta LOVE MORONS
Tgey keep giving & giving & giving till there’s no tomorrow… Crank it up and lets see if you have what it takes for the DARWIN AWARDS ROFL OMG P.R.E.D.I.C.K.S.A.B.L.E.
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SO SLICKZZZ, HOW’S IT HANGING 😁
Was I suppose to wrap a hind leg around the leather pole first call this morning ??? Or was that just faux eau de leather perfume ? Neurons migrating in the negative direction always spins my compass to the OMG position !!! Keep at it, maybe next thing you now it’ll be a groupie thing…
