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OK GROUNDHOGS… YOU GOT COMPETITION R.O.F.L. IN STITCHES
CURIOUS THING OVER THE YEARS… WHILE DRIVING DOWN BASELINE ROAD…. OKAY LET’S SAY FOR ARGUMENTS SAKE SINCE 1982… WHEN I CHANGED FOOD DIET… EVERY YEAR SINCE…. I WOULD RESET MY CLOCK TO THE SETTING SUN DRIVING WESTWARD INTO THE SUNSET… FEBRUARY 1st…. 5PM…. ROOSTER TIME THAT AS THEY SAY FOLKS IS HOW HISTORY IS MADE……
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SINCE IT’S GROUNDHOG DAY… HEY Psssst DODGE RAM… MISSED ONE 😁
THERE’S THE BIG HORN, OK NICE THE LONG HORN, YEP CHECK LIKE AND THEN THERE’S THE ONE I’M ALL ABOUT… THE MATTER HORN HAS ALL THE FEATURES, OPTIONS A MAN COULD ASK FOR ! LENGTH, TOWERING HEIGHT, GIRTH, AND A CHALLENGE TO MOUNT AND CLIMB THE SUCKER WHILE STAYING PUT… RIDE IT FROM SUNRISE TO…
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A GROS MERCI BEAUCOUP AMAZON MUSIC 🤣 OMG 🤣
FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT SO HOT GIRL I DATED BACK IN THE EARLY ’80’S GOING DANCING @ BRANDYS… OMG JACKPOT… I THOUGHT I HAD GONE TO HEAVEN AND MISS COLLECTING $200 PASS GO ! NEXT TIME SLAP ME IF THAT HAPPENS AGAIN ! AMAZING ISN’T IT… NO CONDOM USE AND JUST 2 KIDS FROM MY…
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YOU’RE GONNA ALSO RUN OUT OF JUICE POWERING THAT GIZMO OF YOURS
MY SUGGESTION, TURN IT AROUND AND FACE IT TO PUFF UP THAT SIBGKE 0.0005 NEURON THE DEAD SPACE BETWEEN THOSE EARS NEEDS SUPPORT TO HOLD UP THE HEAD WITH GAS
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😁 AT THIS RATE YOU’RE GONNA RUN OUT OF CHEMICALS BUDZ
BTW – HOW’S THE MUSHROOM THING BEEN WORKING OUT FOR YOUS STILL IN THE DARK ON THE SUBJECT I SEE ! DAMN, TOO BAD YOU MISSED TGE FLASH EDITION OF SOLVED AGES AGO ! BEST KEPT SECRET IN THE UNIVERSE… BONNE VOYAGEE
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HEY BIRD BRAINS AGAIN
ARE THE TUBERCULOSIS COMMERCIALS ON TV SUPPOSE TO MEAN ANYTHING IMPORTANT DUH ??? OR IS IT JUST ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO WARN IDIOTS PLAYING STUPID THAT YOU’VE JUST SATURATED THEIR PERSONAL SPACES WITH BACTERIA TO SPEED THINGS UP ! YOU SEEM TO HAVE THESE TYPES OF HARDONS FOR SETTING UP PEOPLE FOR FALLS EVERYTIME LONG WEEKENDS,…
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HEY BOZOS… I AM I SENSING DESPERATION TRYING TO GET YOUR FANTASIES ALL LINED UP
OMG… THE ATTEMPTS ARE NOTHING BUT CLASSICS NOW… BY OLYMPIC STANDARDS… LEGENDARY BUT YESTERDAY’S ADS ON THE NET OVER THE TOP WHEN YOU START INSERTING ADS OF COATS FOR SALE… AND SUPERIMPOSED AS STEAK COATS… YOU ARE BONIN’ & BONKING THE WRONG DOG… HOW LONG NOW WITHOUT EATING STEAKS ??? THROW ME A BETTER HUGER…
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OK BIRD BRAINS… AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS OMG UNREAL
NOW THAT I HAVE LEARNED HOW TO EFFECTIVELY AND SELECTIVELY USE ONLY PARTS OF YOUR GOD DAMB FUCKING CHEMICALS… DARE I SAY THAT WITHOUT DOT WAVE PROPAGATION… IT WON’T WORK OUT ! SO LA DOLCE VITA BUDZ OMG ROFL…. ITS MAKING ME SMARTER GOD THAT WAS HARD TO ADMIT ! JESUS
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Pyeongchang sets Winter Olympic record, for condoms | Lifestyle from CTV News
https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/lifestyle/pyeongchang-sets-winter-olympic-record-for-condoms-1.3785201 OK OMG DID I MISS A BRAND NEW OLYMPIC SPORTS CATEGORY BEING BORN ??? I SUPPOSE ITS STILL… GOLD MEDAL FIRST PLACE SILVER SECOND BRONZE THIRD COAL FOR YOUR DIRTY RASCAL ? OK… HOW ABOUT DIAMOND FOR OMG THAT’S IT… G-SPOT WAVE INTERSEXION DOT OVER THE TOP CHOPSTICKS OPTIONAL
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