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πππ POP QUIZ HOTSHOTS ??? πππ
WHAT’S THE ONE THING YOU CAN’T BUY ??? ANSWER ON SUNDAY OMG ROFL IN ABSOLUTE STITCHES SEE YA
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NOT WORKING OUT JERKS π
WELL GUESS THAT EASY BUTTON WORKS AFTER ALL… LETS SEE FOR HOW LONG SHALL WE ? ENJOY STARING AT THE PERSON IN THE MIRROR TONIGHT… I’M PLUGGING INTO THE GENERATOR NOW BONNNNE VOYAGEEEEEE CIAO
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I’M GONNA AUTOMATE WITH AN EASY BUTTON MORONS
HIT THE BUTTON AND REPEAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN I’M SO FUCKING STUPID… IT’S UNREAL
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HEYS AN IDEA FOR BIRD BRAINS NEXT TIME πππ
PASTE PUSSIES ALL OVER PINTEREST RIGHT NEXT TO ALL THINGS BUDDHA STATUES… ROOM, ENTRAP, SETUP LURE, INSTALL THE CAMERA PEP SHOW, TURN ON TO THE GOTCHA TV CHANNEL, RATCHET THE SAME PINTEREST BAIT IN REAL LIFE… VOILA PANTS DOWN RED HANDED AND THEN… HAVE THE FIRETRUCK, AMBULANCE AND COPS COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM CLOSET…
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HEY NEXT FIREHEADS… PARK THOSE FIRETRUCKS CLOSER TO KFC
Then we’ll be able to really see if those hoses really do the job huh… Park it next to the chicks… USELESS AS USUAL… MAYBE IF YOU HAD USED IT THIS MORNING @ TIMS, THAT CHICK COULD HAVE USED A GOOD HOSEDOWN… TOO HOT TO TROT THAT ONE… JUST CRACKERJACK TROUBLE I GOT SAY… PREDICKABLE…
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Tim’s coffee this morning on the DOT
Good thing I’m changing my habits… BLACK… NOTHING LIKE HONEST GOODNESS CHEMICALS STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP… NOTHING COMES BETWEEN THE EXPERIENCE… ALTHOUGH I CAN’T STOP ROFL SEEING EVERYONE TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES TRYING FOR FIRST BASE… THEY MAKE RUSSIAN SPIES LOOK LIKE EXPERTS
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Not to quick with the Wombat stink… SLICKZZZ
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/30/world/gallery/week-in-photos-0330/index.html As usual stink up a place with Methane and high tail it out of the gin joint You make reading books seem exciting by comparison… PREDICKABLE How’s that Redhead fetish of yours coming along BTW ?