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USA Today.com – Weather forecast: Storm to unleash heavy snow, tornadoes, fires
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/04/12/weather-forecast-storm-snow-tornadoes-fire/510243002/ THANK GOD IT ISN’T INDEPENDENCE DAY… ALIEN LOCUST INVASION FOR A MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT YOU HAD ALL 10 PLAGUES LINED UP
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Yes, anti-pipeline Vancouver really is North Americaβs largest exporter of coal | National Post
http://nationalpost.com/news/politics/yes-anti-pipeline-vancouver-really-is-north-americas-largest-exporter-of-coal BOOMERANGED… TELL ME IT AIN’T SO !!!
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AltaVista – Ahhh THE GOOD OLD DIGITAL EQUIPMENT DAYS & ALPHA SEARCH ENGINE… GOOGLE WAS BUT A ITSY BITSY LITTLE ONE LINER URL @ MIT πππ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AltaVista NOW IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT JOHN TANGUAY TAUGHT ME… A KEEPER OKAY OKAY… I’LL GIVE DAN SOME CREDIT FOR STILL HIRING ME… MANAGER CIRCA 1996
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AND HERE YOU THOUGHT ONLY FACEBOOK BETRAYED YOU… SHAME SHAME SHAME
HOW THE BRUISED I.Q. STATUS DOING NOW ???
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THINK YOUR SO SMART SLICKZZZ… HUH ???
HERE’S A POP QUIZ HOTSHOTS WHAT MAKES YOU THINK A RADIO IN A VEHICLE IS SIMPLY THAT… A RADIO RECEIVER ??? IF I WERE YOU I WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP INSIDE ALL CARS, TRUCKS, WHATEVER… ESPECIALLY IF IT’S ELECTRONIC INCLUDES OLDER CARS WITH RADIOS AND YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY TALKING IN PRIVACY……
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HEY SLICKZZZ… FROM THE FAR SIDE OF STUPID… BOOMERANG IS OFF & RUNNING
A SAYING I HEARD FROM JP START QUOTE… SHIT ALWAYS RUNS DOWNHILL… END QUOTE FAST FORWARD 2018… UPDATED SLOGAN “NOTHING IS MORE FITTING THAN WEARING THE PERFECT MAKEUP FROM THE WRIST POWERSTROKE TO ARM OUTCOME” SEE… MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT ! GOD YOU HAVE TO THANK AUSTRALIA FOR THIS UPGRADE
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While you were sleeping: Man accused of robbing bank to woo Taylor Swift | Montreal Gazette
http://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/while-you-were-sleeping-man-accused-of-robbing-bank-to-woo-taylor-swift NOT TO SWIFT SAYS I… NOT SWIFT CONTAGION 4PLAY THEN ON TO MORE SERIOUS ISSUES…
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HAVING FUN WITH THE PUSSY’S VIAGRA DOSES R WE ???
POOR MAX THE PUSSY… HE CAN’T SHAKE IT OFF GUESS THAT LEAVES THE GAUGE OF FUCKED AS THE WINNER OH WELL AT LEAST MY CONSCIENCE IS ALL WRAPPED UP BONNNNNNE VOYAGGGGGEEEEE OH MY GOD AS FOR LITTLE OL’ MOI… I’M GREAAAAAAAAAAAT π
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Well got a few leads… what’s the alternative ???
Running away to the circus ain’t gonna work. They could never tolerate waiting around ehile I hook myself up to multiple harnasses and safety belts and equipment while I double check triple check everything… Its a dogs life I say and then you fall to the ground running in reverse and find out it was…
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HANDYMAN WITH A MEAN RIGHT HOOK ???
Hmmm hours all wrong DAMN 8 – 4PM I only work that job between MIDNIGHT TO 6 AM NEXT