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How’s that predictable same old same old go nowhere fast program of yours going SLICKZZZ
GEEZ YOU KNOW… NEXT TIME I’LL PLACE MY BETS AHEAD BEFORE DOING THE JOB FAIR CIRCUITS… NOW WHERE WAS I AGAIN… OH YEAH RCMP CHECK CSIS CHECK BORDER SERVICES CHECK COMMUNICATIONS SECURITY CHECK PUBLIC SAFETY CHECK… SORRY NAVY…. BUT IF I’M GOING TO TAKE OFF AND FLY… I PREFER GROUND STATIONS FOR THE MOMENT HAVE…
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WHAT I LOOOOOOVE ABOUT MY RIGGED DODGE CARAVAN πππ
IT HAS SO MANY MAGIC TRICKS UP ITS TAILPIPE… PRETTY SOON IT’LL FLY ALL ON ITS OWN WITHOUT THE NEED FOR GAS TAKE THAT HYDROCARBONS π BTW… LATEST TRICK LIGHTS ON… LIGHTS OFF… LIGHTS ON…. LIGHTS OFF MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND WILL YOU BTW – DID YOU LIKE MY MACGYVER SOLUTION TO THE HEADLIGHTS…
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Big snow on the horizon starting tonight, weather office says | Ottawa Citizen
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/big-snow-on-the-horizon-starting-tonight-weather-office-says Bring it on baby…. I’m ready and roaring to hit the slopes…. yahoooooo Nothing like prudent planning huh… Met Santa almost 2 months ago @ (sorry state secret kids) BTW – MY WISH LIST FOR GOOD LITTLE PUPPIES SUBMITTED Got his pic and exact location… BELIEVE IT OR NOT… Send an email to get…
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Alcohol – HA SOLVED
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol OKAY I MUST HAVE JOINED THE RANKS OF STUPIDVILLE THAT IT TOOK SO LONG TO FIGURE IT OUT…. NOW THE PIECES OF THE PUZZLE TOTALLY SOLVED FROM ITSY BITSY LITTLE QUANTUM BITS TO BIG BAD BANG BADDA BOOMS CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON SLICKZZZ LOCKED & LOADED NOW
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Calgarians rejected a deeply flawed Olympic bid – The Globe and Mail
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-calgarians-rejected-a-deeply-flawed-olympic-bid/ OKAY THIS STORY NEEDS A COMMENT… TOMORROW… BUT FOR WHAT ITS WORTH TONIGHT GOOD CHOICE π
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Shocking -19 windchill wakeup call, snow returns later this week | Ottawa Sun
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/shocking-19-windchill-wakeup-call-snow-returns-later-this-week YEP RIGHT ROGER THAT… SO NICE AND COSY I SLEPT THRU THE ALARMS OH WELL BETTER LATE THAN NOT SHOWING UP FOR CLASS π OH COME ON NOW… HOW COLD DOES IT REALLY GET FOR MOUNT EVEREST CAMPERS AT 10,000 FEET ?
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STICK TO YOUR OWN KIND SLICKZZZ… AKA MIND YOUR BUSINESS
NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING IT ON… READ MY LIPS… AIN’T GOING TO HAPPEN ESPECIALLY WITH HOSPITAL STAFF NOR ANYTHING ELSE YOU THROW AT ME BTW FYI – TOO DAMN LATE TOO DAMN SLOW HAD MY NURSE GIRLFRIEND OVER 3 DECADES AGO DUH !!!
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NOW FOR A LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY LESSON SHALL WE
WIND THOSE SPRINGS… WHAT DOES A BUSH IN HAND… MAKE THAT 2 BUSHES… SPELLED IN FLORIDA NOT SO LONG AGO… AND THE ANSWER IS…. __ __ __ __(USE YOUR IMAGINATION STATION)