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DEAR SLICKZZZ FYI… NO MORE HEAVY BREATHING FROM MY DISTILLED WATER BOTTLE
GUESS THAT SETTLES THAT ! MORAL OF THE LESSON… DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY SAY ABOUT BOTTLED WATER BEING BETTER FOR YOU I SAY RIGGED AND NOT IN YOUR FAVOUR OR I WOULDN’T BET ON THAT HORSE EVEN IF IT WAS A THOROUGHBRED… ITS THE CHEMICALS STUPID… JUST IN CASE YOU COULDN’T READ THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL
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BTW… SLICKZZZ BETTER I ROFL IN ABSOLUTE STITCHES BEFORE THE NEXT CARAVAN OF TRUCKS WITH THE SLAPPED ON STICKERS SAYS…
GO JIT DURING LEGAL ETHICS AND LAW CLASSES… WHY DON’T I HELP YOU OUT HERE HAND OVER THE TRUCKS AND LET ME DRIVE AROUND AND DO AN OPINION AND SOUNDING POLL… I’LL BET 99 PERCENT WILL GIVE YOU THE MIDDLE FINGER AND TELL YOU WHERE TO STICK IT I CAN HELP WITH THAT TOO TRY…
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Budget truck rental – IF I WERE TO FOLLOW YOUR IN MY FACE ADVERTISING… I WOULD END UP IN THE SAME MESS AS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA… PENNY LESS(AMAZING HUH CONSIDERING CANADA DUMPED COPPER PENNYS), BROKE, IN DRBT AND THE BUTT JOKE OF $100,000 THOR HAMMERS FUNDING SOME TOP SECRET MILITARY PROJECT… READ MY LIPS… AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN
https://www.google.com/search?q=budget+truck+rental&prmd=msivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwirqP2l49XfAhXs6YMKHZkrA94Q_AUoA3oECA8QAw&cshid=1546661656848&biw=360&bih=516#imgrc=nN0pMXHQsL11gM
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For God’s sake definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/for-gods-sake SAKE ANYONE 😁😁😁 AS IN JAPANESE SAKE THAT IS ! CAUSE / EFFECT CAUSALITY DEFINED… NOW I’LL BET YOU CAN’T EVEN PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER FROM THE BEST DAMN HINT OF WHAT GOD IS FROM THIS ONLY EXPLANATION YOU’LL EVER GET FROM ME… IF YOU CAN’T PEACE IT TOGETHER… DAMN YOUR DAMN DUH JAPAN…
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Bob Einstein, known as Super Dave Osborne, dead at 76 | The Star
https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/television/2019/01/02/bob-einstein-known-as-super-dave-osborne-dead-at-76.html No disrespect but he may have disregarded his predecessor’s magic formula… In this case… 6 feet under equals hitting a brick wall without thinking to stop to test it first
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YOU KNOW… DAMN EVEN IF I TRIED TO RUNAWAY TO THE TOP OF EVEREST…
THE HANGER AROUND GROUPIES WOULD NECESSITATE THE NEED TO BUILD A ONE 1000 STORY HOTEL JUST TO HOUSE THEM CAN I MOVE TO ULTIMA THULE ?
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The Unimprovable Awards: Indestructible Items to Buy and Hold – WSJ
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-unimprovable-awards-indestructible-items-to-buy-and-hold-1539183011 NOPE SORRY CAN’T BUY ME… I’M UNIQUE N’EST PAS ? ONE OF A KIND AND IRREPLACEABLE OH WHAT A FEELING 😁😁😁
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Oil Prices Bounce Back From Early Decline – WSJ
https://www.wsj.com/articles/oil-prices-start-the-year-with-declines-11546426570 Hmmmm I wonder if this qualifies as a hybrid vehicle or an e-scooter SELF PROPELLED ELECTRIC LAWNMOWER PUSHING THE BACK OF MY VAN IF I PULL THE PLUG ON THE ENGINE… THEN AGAIN HELL I MIGHT JUST INSTALL SOME LEGO ELECTRIC MOTORS AND MACGYVER THE THING TO MOVE ME… OPTIONS OPTIONS OPTIONS… DECISIONS NEVER…
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Yawnnnnn… OMG THAT WAS A GREAT NEW YEAR’S DAY… NICE QUIET NO MUSIC NO SHOPPERS AND BEST OF ALL DARN NICE AND COZY ALL TUCKED IN… SO I SEE YOU WERE BACK AT IT ALL NICE SLICKZZZ
MIND IF I GIVE YOU A PIECE OF ADVICE… GRATIS ZAP THE RIGHT FRONT SIDE(PASSENGER… GOT TO SPELL IT OUT I KNOW IT SUCKS WITH DUH)… PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START NOTICING THE UNEVEN MOONTAN ON THE VAN AND WONDERING WTF ??? WHILE AT IT… ANYWAY YOU CAN REV DOWN THE LOCOMOTOVE DIESEL ENGINES THAT…
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