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Nearly half of US adults have heart or blood vessel disease | Ottawa Citizen
https://nationalpost.com/pmn/life-pmn/nearly-half-of-us-adults-have-heart-or-blood-vessel-disease WELL IN WASHINGTON DC IT’S CALLED THE… I-495 & I-695 BYPASS IF YOU GET PASS SILVER SPRINGS… HEY… LEAVE VIRGINIA OUT OF IT FOR NOW
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Rideau Canal temporarily closing to skaters Monday night | Ottawa Citizen
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/rideau-canal-temporarily-closing-to-skaters-monday-night THE PROBLEM WITH OTTAWA IS THAT CREATIVITY HAS GONE SOUTH … NOW IF YOU WANNA MAKE A KILLING IN GLOBAL WARMING… YOU NEED A PLAN ‘B’ RENT OUT SEA-DOOS WITH WATER SKIS OR SURFBOARDS DUH INSTEAD OF BEAVERTAILS… CALL THEM BEAVER PADDLES UP THE CREEK
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Now, say goodbye to cannabis hangovers | The GrowthOp
https://www.thegrowthop.com/cannabis-health/weed-hangover-cannabis-canadian-company-supplements HEALTH CANADA HAS DECLARED MOSANTO’S ROUNDUP AS THE ONE AND ONLY CURE FOR WEED HANGOVERS… SO MOSIE ON DOWN TO HOME HARDWARE AND DROWN THE SUCKERS
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Burglar smashes door, steals cash at Kemptville cafe | Ottawa Citizen
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/burglar-smashes-door-steals-cash-at-kemptville-cafe WHERE’S THOSE DAMN BANANAS WHEN YOU NEED THEM ???
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Councillors pitch one-per-cent tax levy to increase affordable housing | Ottawa Citizen
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/councillors-pitch-one-per-cent-tax-levy-to-increase-affordable-housing Hmmmm, okay I can’t wait to see what a 2 storey recyclable cardboard box condo looks like by the train tracks… AND If I dare say…. Better damn hurry it up cause costs just keep going up and up… Case in point… 5 cent plastic bags everywhere… 10 cent paper bags @ Value Village(reason……
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States of Matter – NOPE WRONG… GET YOUR PHYSICS RIGHT PLEASE… UPDATE YOUR REFERENCES
https://www.google.com/search?q=states+of+matter&oq=states+of+matter&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i65j0l3.7614j0j4&client=ms-android-acer&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=mG_ZdLIatjRENM: FROM THE HEAVENS IN DESCENDING ORDER DOWNWARDS APPLIES TO EVERYTHING #1 – NOTHING & SOMETHING(YOU CALL IT QUANTUM BUT IN ACTUAL FACT IT IS….) FIND THE WORD #2 – VACUUM(ACTUALLY THERE IS A BETTER WORD AS THIS IS INCORRECT) – UP TO YOU TO FIGURE IT OUT… YOU KNOW THE WORD BUT YOUR LITTLE…
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Chinese New Year 2019 – Year of the Pig
https://chinesenewyear.net/ THE REAL NEW YEAR’S AND OMG I’M GOING TO LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEE WATCHING THIS GOD LUCK TO YOU 😉 LIVENRGY BUDDHA FIRE TAO OF EVERYTHING
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MUST BE A CALGARY HANGER AROUNDER HANGOVER
WHAT SPRING CHICKEN WINGS WILL DO TO THOSE WAVES OF YOURS… MAGICAL COCK-A-DOODLE-DO WOWZEEEEEEE 😲 THANKS A BUNCH COSTCO…
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Une tentative de vol arrêtée par une banane en Ontario | JDM
https://www.journaldemontreal.com/2019/02/03/une-tentative-de-vol-arretee-par-une-banane-en-ontario LECON DU JOUR 101 AU LIEU DE TASER… C’EST MEIUX D’A OIR UNE BANANE SUR LES CEINTURES… APRES QUE… UN PEU DE POTASSIUM POUR REMONTER L’ENERGIE… ATTN AUX PELURES DE BANANES… PAS D’ACCIDENT DE TRAVAILLE SVP OH ET FAITES ATTENTION… PAS DE MONKEY BUSINESS ON THE JOB
Live~NRGY 