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WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU SLICKZZZ… LIKE WTF MAN ???
CAN’T EVEN LINE UP ASSES RIGHT UNDER ANY CONDITIONS EVEN AT A DAIRY QUEEN LIKE THE DUDE BEHIND MY SMELLING LIKE SOMEONE SMOKED 420 AND SUCKED HIS DICK ALL NIGHT… IN THE MEANTIME THE PLACE IS FULL OF KIDS… WAY A GO BUZZHEAD .. NOW FOR THE CARLTON UNIVERISTY CHICK… DAMN YOU PICKEM’ NICE ON…
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HOW’S THAT SUCKY TRACK RECORD SLICKZZZ πππ
MAN OH MAN YOU HAVE. HOLES IN THOSE FAKE HEADS THE SIZE OF JUPITER… DIDN’T WORK IN THE PARKING LOT AT FAKELIFE BEER STORE OH AND LETS NOT FORGET SHOPPERS DRUGMART DAMN AWFUL RECORD SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU
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PRICELESS SAYS I… YOU COULDN’T BUY THESE KINDS OF QUALITY MORONS ANYWHERE BUT….
NOPE NOT HERE… eBAY HERE AMAZON HERE TARGET AND HERE WALMART CANADIAN TIRE BUT OMG YOU ARE IN LUCK IF SHOPPING IN OTTAWA, ONTARIO, CANADA AT TRAINYARDS WRECK HERE… THEY’RE A DIME A DOZEN BUT BE QUICK DEAR SHOPPERS… CAUSE THE PRICE IS DROPPING FASTER THAN A LOONIE IN FREEDIVE
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WAS THAT AS GOOD FOR YOU AS IT WAS FOR ME SLICKZZZ πππ
BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW MICHELIN TIRE INSTALLED ROFL WATCHING THE PUROLATOR, CANADA POST AND BIG RIG PILOTS WITHOUT A DELIVERY LINE NOR PIC OP C’EST LA VIE HUH
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HOW YOU ENJOYING $1.30/ LITRE SLICKZZZ π
MEANWHILE… I’M FILLING UP AT $0.84 CENTS PER LITRE… ROFL ENJOY YOUR EXPENSIVE LONG WEEKEND
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HANG ON TO THOSE BALLS TOMORROW MORNING SLICKZZZ
I’M IN THE MOOD TO PLAY YOU BE WARNED OMG ALREADY ROFL BEFORE SUNRISE
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WHICH EXPLAINS WHY ON HOLIDAYS… POOF STORES CLOSED… NO MORONS NEARBY IN CARS & TRUCKS
AS CLEAN AS AN UNSPOILED VIRGIN