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Okay so that’s what panic buying looks like huh… DANG ONLY LIKE IN THE ZOMBIE MOVIES
Walmart food aisles… butt naked Well now I know why people panic at least… yikes cause the other nutcase is buying the whole shelf Guess it’s time to put veggies on steroids if the shelves are going to need refilling by tomorrow… OMG
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Pi – 2 Pi or NOT 2 Pi… that is the SLICE of LIFE question of the year…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi How’s your SLICE doing these days… Mind you… it’s a DAMN BIG Pi… Put on your OVEN MITTS says I AND NEXT TIME… PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CORRUPT IN THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE SO THAT A YOUNG SWEET INNOCENT BLACK GIRL GETS LAID DUH… HELLO DARWIN ANYONE ON THE OTHER SIDE LISTENING !…
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How do you keep a space station clean? – BBC Future
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200311-how-do-you-keep-a-space-station-clean Well since you asked…. Gamma rays should do the trick… right Just make sure the sign says “VACANCY” on the door before hitting the button
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China says coronavirus peak has passed as epicenter logs only eight new cases | Ottawa Citizen
https://nationalpost.com/news/world/china-says-coronavirus-peak-has-passed-as-epicenter-logs-only-eight-new-cases Well have I got news for everyone… DUH A SCIENTIFIC FACT… OLD ANCIENT TRADITION FOR EVERY FORCE IN ONE DIRECTION… THERE IS AN EQUAL FORCE IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION BACK TO ITS SOURCE… GREAT YIN = GREAT YANG YOU KNOW IT I KNOW IT NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW IT AND UNDERSTAND ONE WITHOUT THE…
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Coronavirus Looms Over Crucial Spring Season for Housing Market – The Wall Street Journal.
Coronavirus Looms Over Crucial Spring Season for Housing Market https://www.wsj.com/articles/coronavirus-seen-slowing-crucial-spring-season-for-housing-market-coronavirus-looms-over-crucial-spring-season-for-housing-market-coronavirus-threatens-crucial-spring-season-for-housing-market-11583963949 OKAY I CAN JUST PICTURE IT NOW… CoronaVirus Free Home 4 Sale… NO OPEN HOUSES VIEWING BY APPOINTMENT ONLY IF YOU MUST HAVE BEEN TESTED NEGATIVE FOR THE VIRUS BEFORE SCHEDULING A SHOWING… SIGN HERE ON THE DOTTED LINE TO WAiVE ALL CONDITIONS IF YOU…
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‘They’ve got to shut it down’: Lawyers call for Ontario courthouses to close, warn jails are unprepared for COVID-19 outbreak | The Star
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2020/03/12/theyve-got-to-shut-it-down-lawyers-call-for-ontario-courthouses-to-close-warn-jails-are-unprepared-for-covid-19-outbreak.html I’ll bet even inmates for the first time in history might have roots just to keep anyone else from coming in cause they’re not going to want to leave themselves YIKES
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Stocks Plunge by the Most Since 1987: Live Updates – The New York Times
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/12/business/stock-market-today.html Well all I can say is I hope you have the balls to stop the slid before it hits 15… Otherwise like NORTEL… HERO 2 ZERO 2 NERO STOCKS
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Carleton University classes may move online as early as next week | Ottawa Citizen
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/carleton-university-classes-may-move-online-as-early-as-next-week So if you don’t feel like you have enough Disney like excitment in your lives… Let’s all hope that by moving to everything ONLINE… The laws of physics hold strong and true and PHOTONS don’t split apart to create new particles… As for electrons… well there’s always mewon electrons to take there place and…
Live~NRGY 