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BBC – Culture – The sexed-up cartoon hunks that defined gay culture…
http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20200323-the-sexed-up-cartoon-hunks-that-defined-gay-culture Ohhh come on now… A GLOVE A DAY WILL KEEP THE DOCTORS AWAY… PRAYER 4PLAY REQUIRED Use your imagination station better… Shame on you writers… WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY INVENTED ALL THOSE SELFIE STICKS… Tickle me here and take me there ROFL NO NEED FOR CONDOMS… JUST A FACE MASK IF…
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Opinion: What happens after the pandemic curve flattens? – The Globe and Mail
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-what-happens-after-the-pandemic-curve-flattens/ Hmmmm, some serious ER CPR ROFL
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ON THE POSITIVE SIDE.. THANK YOU YOUNG LASS
From the parking elevator thanking me to be on sentinel during these times… And my answer… Been there virus that DONE THAT… BEEN THERE IN DECEMBER YES VIRGINIA… I CAN GIVE YOU THE EXACT SPECIFIC STEPS OF THIS VIRUS IN YOUR BODY… BUT BUTTHOLES THOUGHT THEY WERE YANKING MY CHAIN… GUESS YOU’RE ALL GOING TO…
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THANK YOU SLICKZZZ… BUT HELL NO HUGS FOR YOU SLIME BALLS
OTTAWA CITY HALL WAS THE PERFECT VENUE TODAY TO TEST OUT MY HYPOTHESIS… YES VIRGINIA… GOD DAMN PRICKS GOT AROUND PROPAGATING THE CHEMICALS THAT MAKE YOU VULNERABLE TO GETTING THIS VIRUS… USING PUBLIC AREAS I COULD TELL YOU THE EXACT PRECURSOR TELLTAIL SIGNS… BUT HELL… YOUR SO MUCH SMARTER THAN ME… SO LEARN THE ROPES…
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James Bankhead in Calgary
Eat your words… YES VIRGINIA… from Ottawa to Rundlelawn Close YOU CAN FIGHT CITY HALL AND LOCK IT UP, SHUT IT DOWN I’m proof ROFL
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OMG ROFL IN ABSOLUTE STITCHES – NOT – exactly what I had in mind… BUT HELL YES I’LL TAKE IT & RUN WITH IT FOR STARTERS
I CLOSED DOWN… OTTAWA CITY HALL DOORS… REAL PHYSICAL DOORS LOCKED TILL FURTHER NOTICED πππ
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As Economic Toll Mounts, Nation Ponders the Trade-Offs – The Wall Street Journal.
As Economic Toll Mounts, Nation Ponders the Trade-Offs https://www.wsj.com/articles/as-economic-toll-mounts-nation-ponders-the-trade-offs-11584970165 Well I say look to history’s lessons… One that comes to mind readily… Build yourselves a brand new… Alan Turing machine… Crunch the numbers and watch which ship you decide to let sink… vs Which and when to put the economy back on a roll… Ahhhh……
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Grocery stores add extra security to handle shopping rush – CNN
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/23/business/grocery-stores-coronavirus-security/index.html Okay next I’m expecting raids in public washrooms for toilet paper hoarding… Then the restaurants that put signs up… 25 cents to open door and use toilet… 1 dollar for 3 sheets of toilet paper… Else… Hardware store only has and sells sandpaper for 1 buck a sheet WELCOME TO THE NEW HAPPY HOUR…
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Indians breathe easier as lockdowns to halt coronavirus clear smog – Reuters
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-india-pollution/indians-breathe-easier-as-lockdowns-to-halt-coronavirus-clear-smog-idUSKBN21A1BV You are actually seeing it with your own eyes and feeling it with your body when you are less frantic going about daily business. I say you had better heed being wiser or else you will repeat once again but at a faster rate than what has been created… an invisible monster that uses…
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Lower rates, market turmoil create pension plan shortfalls – The Globe and Mail
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/article-pension-plans-facing-ballooning-shortfalls-amid-covid-19-turmoil/ I just don’t get it… Here we have a perfect example of pollution being a damn big factor with respiratory ailments… And the MATH should have been crystal clear to teachers and their investments in all mega mall sprawls as a contributing factor. You would think that emulating intelligence would have been high on…