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RIDDLE ME THIS & TICKLE ME SILLY… LIKE DUH ON FEBRUARY 14… WAY A GO BUZZ BRAINS… ZERO POINTS FOR FLOUNDERING
PLEASE ADD… AND SUM IT UP Flanders + Ms. Skyrm(mmmm) + Nicole In the Mood = ??? WHY OF COURSE IT ALL ADDS UP TO… A BIG BANG OMG ORGASM MISSED OPPORTUNITY WHEN… THE STUDENTS THINK(OPERATIVE WORD THAT WILL ALWAYS END UP SCREWING YOURSELVES)… THEY ARE ABOVE GOD AND THINK THEY CAN TEACH THE MASTER…
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A DISGRUNTLED ROOMIE SENT UP THE FLARE LAST WEEK WHEN HE FLATLINED MY TIRE ON THE JEEP…
THEREFORE THAT WAS THE FIRST SIGNAL THAT THE WHEEL WAS BROKEN… TIME TO RE-INVENT WHAT FLIES WHY OH WHY OH WHY RUN WITH THE IDIOTS WHEN YOU CAN FLY TO THE SKY WITH GODS !!! NO QUALIFICATIONS NEEDED PLEASE… I AM SURE YOU’LL TRY THOUGH Ooooohhhhhhh yeah that includes all the commercial sector and office…
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I’LL BET YA SLICKZZZ… YOU ARE WONDERING LIKE OMG WTF IS HE UP TO NOW…
I INVENTED A WHOLE BRAND NEW CATEGORY OF HOME RENOVATIONS… SUCKS 2 B CLUELESS AND NOT TAKE THE TIME OFF TO RE-INVENT THE COMPASS… ALL WHILE EVERYONE IS USING GPS AND FOLLOWING THE LEAMINGS OVER THE ENDLESS BOTTOMLESS CLIFF CONSTRUCTION WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTERWARDS… C’EST GUARANTEE 100 POUR 100 YOU HAVE MY DOT…
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BTW – SPEAKING OF SMOKE SIGNALS…
FYI – BY MY CALCULATIONS… HEY THAT’S WHAT DREAMS ARE FOR RIGHT… IF NATIVE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE HAD COLOR CODED THE SMOKE SIGNALS… I FIGURE THEY WOULD HAVE OWNED THE ENTIRE INTERNET BY NOW AND MADE A KILLIN’ WITHOUT SO MUCH AS LETTING AN ARROW FLY LIVE & LEARN I SUPPOSE… TOO BAD LOST THE PATENT…
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Absolutely Perfect – The Hot Plate God’s have spoken… Smoke Signals from the burnt to a crisp Heat Resistant Cork Pad Trivet are well… SMOKEY CLEAR
Theme for the NEXT YEAR… Navigate in the DARK… till the smoke settles Hey what can I say… Still being hosed in the house by morons and forgot the thing was on the burner when I made the coffee… SUCKS TO BE STUPID AND IN THE DARK BUTT HANG ON TO THOSE BALLS… YOU’LL NEED’EM…
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“Stargate SG-1” Chain Reaction (TV Episode 2000) – IMDb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0709054/ And with a FLICK OF A PBrIC… BACK TO OUR REGULAR SPONSORS OF CHAOS & MAYBORN… REALITY MARK 34 MINUTES Gotta to LOVE HOLLYWOOD
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CBC.ca – Program Guide – Programs
https://www.cbc.ca/programguide/program/vet_on_the_hill_hd_ On the LIGHTER SIDE of ENLIGHTENMENT… Hopefully nowhere near a match stick or lighter itself… HAVING CRACKED UP INTO PIECES AFTER WATCHING THE FEW CRITICAL MINUTES OF MASSAGING A YOUNG BULLS BALLS ALL WHILE 2 WOMEN AND A NOTE KEEPER STOOD WATCH… I HAVE TO WONDER HOW THAT BUSINESS CARD SAYS… AND THE RESUME…
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Suffer fools gladly – NOT JUST ANY REGULAR EXPRESSION… it’s conveyance is more relevant than ever in 21st Century… WAKE UP & KNOW THYSELF lest ye disappear forever from EVERYTHING
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffer_fools_gladly
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Okay so wearing a mask all day at work… Necessitates the need for a new category of Therapists…
Henceforth… EAR MASSAGE THERAPISTS… (certified or not) Go forth and multiply to everyone’s delight and relief
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China spacecraft enters Mars orbit, 2nd in 2 days after UAE | CTV News
https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/sci-tech/china-spacecraft-enters-mars-orbit-2nd-in-2-days-after-uae-1.5302796 So let me get this straight… Looking for High Water… Chinese Looking for Oil… UAE (well someone has to setup the first gas station since there’s almost a FIRE SALE on DINO POWER back on earth – got to sell it somewhere) Feb 18… Making sure there’s no place like HELL… now that’s what…
Live~NRGY 