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THE FUTURE IS OF ALL THINGS MEDIA IS…….
TAKE A WILD GUESS AND SEE IF YOU GET IT RIGHT. THINK, BUT NOT TO TO HARD. BAD FOR THE CREATIVE MINDSET AND SOLUTIONS. EVERYTHING YOU EVER KNEW ABOUT STRUCTURES IS FALLING APART AT A FASTER, HARDER RATE TO BITS & PIECES. THINK 1’s & 0’s into a PANDORA DIGITAL AGE. CAN’T BE UNDONE, UNLESS…
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Globe & Mail – CRTC warned half of local TV stations could be forced off air by 2020
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/crtc-warned-half-of-local-tv-stations-could-be-forced-off-air-by-2020/article28363201/ TV STATIONS SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING BACK IN 1999 WHEN THE PLUG WAS PULLED ON THAT TORONTO COMPANY STREAM TV STATIONS ACROSS THE NET. AND ADD INSULT TO INJURY, IF NORTEL NETWORKS DEMISE WASN’T A THE TECH BUBBLE CANARY THAT RANG ALARM BELLS AND WHISTLES LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO GET IT, THEN…
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HEY DARPA – FOR A COOL MINIMUM OF $200 TRILLION US DOLLARS, YOU GET GOD
HOW’S THAT FOR AN OFFER YOU CAN’T REFUSE ? MIND YOU THOUGH, THE ONLY CATCH.. GOT TO GIVE UP THE GUNS – ALL OF THEM I WOULD THINK. SMALL PRICE TO GET IN FRONT OF THE CURVE BALL ONCE AND FOR ALL. DEAL ? YOU KNOW HOW TO CONTACT ME… FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK IP…
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CTVNEWS – Meet the 7 new breeds at Westminster
http://www.ctvnews.ca/photo-galleries/meet-the-7-new-breeds-at-westminster-1.2747966 NOW IF I WAS IN THE BRED BUSINESS, YOU WOULD SEE A PERFECT RISE OUT OF MY PRODUCTS. EVER SEE ME BAKE A MEAN BATCH OF DOUGH BEFORE ! A MASTER ARTIST THAT ONLY PRODUCES PERFECTION – HOT OUT OF THE OVEN ! SIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG HOT OMG YOU’LL WANT MORE – HOOK, LINE AND SINKER…
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Now if only I had a birdcage with a talking parrot in it – damn
Calgary Sun – “Plane wreckage” found in Thailand fuels talk of missing Malaysian jet http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/01/23/plane-wreckage-found-in-thailand-fuels-talk-of-missing-malaysian-jet SO LATE IN THE GAME AT THIS POINT, I WOULD TAKE MY LCD MONITOR AND USE IT TO LINE THE BOTTOM OF MY PARROT’S DWELLING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF LIFE FOR MY HEARING ENJOYMENT. ANYONE GOT A SPARE TALKING…
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Vancouver Sun – B.C. jails have become ‘default mental health facilities’: union
http://www.vancouversun.com/health/jails+have+become+default+mental+health+facilities+union/11670650/story.html Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I think you mean all jails are becoming defacto mental health facilities. Pretty soon, some person with an extremely bright idea will want to rent the space and throw a RAVE PARTY GRATIS for inmates and the outside general population. Guess that will be the easier way to get access to drugs and…
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AH… CAN FEEL IT IN MY BLOOD RUNNING AMOK – THE CHEMICALS & GREEN EGGS & HAM, YES I AM
ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS, BOZOS ??? MUST BE THE FULL MOON THAT BRINGS OUT THE BEST OF IDIOTS R US KEYSTONE PUPPET BOZOS. SIGHT… SADLY, IT WON’T LAST. I’LL MISS IT WHEN YOU’RE GONE. SOMEONE HAS YOUR NUMBER AND IT AIN’T PRETTY ON THE BACKSIDE ORIFICE. JUST SAYING, SPEAKING AS AN EXPERT IN THAT DEPARTMENT.…
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The Star – Police find body during ground search for Taneesha Brown
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/01/23/police-find-body-during-ground-search-for-taneesha-brown.html NOTICED HOW MANY DEAD CORPSE ARE SUDDENLY COMING TO LIFE AFTER LONG LOST SEARCHES. IT WOULD ALMOST SEEM LIKE IT’S INTENTIONAL NOT TO FIND THEM RIGHT AWAY AND THEN POOF, MAGIC – THERE ALL ALONG. HOW MANY IS THAT OF LATE ALL OVER THE PLACE ? SOMEONE MUST HAVE GOTTEN PSYCHIC SUPER POWERS.
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OBVIOUSLY THE KEYSTONE PUPPETS DIDN’T LIKE THAT LAST REMARK
2ND SHOT OF CHEMICALS. 20 MINUTES LATER…… THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GAVE ME A PERFECT IDEA ON SOMETHING. SINGING IN THE RAIN, SINGING IN THE RAIN, HI HO THE MERRY YO… LAUGHING ALL THE WAY. NO CAN LOSE MONEY IN THE BANK. SEE YOU LATERS ALLIGATORS…. ROCK PAPER SCISSORS, ROCK PAPER SCISSORS, ROCK AND A…
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Ottawa Sun – Quebec billionaires bid to redevelop LeBreton Flats
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/01/22/quebec-billionaires-bid-to-redevelop-lebreton-flats So more stupidity huh ! Okay how’s this ? OKAY, FIRST IT WAS THE COMMUNIST MONUMENT, NOW THE CIRCUS IS BACK IN TOWN. WHAT’S NEXT… GRANBY ZOO FOR YOU AND ME? OH HOW’S THIS? CALGARY ZOO AND HOW ABOUT PETS R US AND MOVE THE CALGARY SADDLE DOME TO OTTAWA. MULTIPLE DUCKS LINED UP…