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Globe & Mail – Editorial Cartoon It’s a gusher
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/editorial-cartoons-for-january-2016/article27950170/ TOO MUCH. CAN’T HANDLE THE COMPETITION. FAR SIDE OF ENLIGHTENMENT BEATEN TO THE FINISH LINE TODAY. GREAT WORK, NOW MAYBE FORT MAC CAN THINK OF A WAY TO PUT ALL THOSE WORKERS TO GREAT USE. JUST GONNA HAVE TO WATCH THE COST OF LIVING GOING THROUGH THE GARDEN MUCK INSTEAD. :~)
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Globe & Mail – Liberal honeymoon could end with anti-IS mission
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/liberal-honeymoon-could-end-with-anti-is-mission/article28368277/ Careful now. You know what happens on Honeymoons and the Pi at the end of the tunnel 9 months later. Okay okay as LEO GETZ says. Substitute ‘PIPE’ for tunnel. Now, care to venture ‘WHO’ the bride happens to be in this cute little story???
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Globe & Mail – As an insomniac, counting sheep is an exercise in futility
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/facts-and-arguments/as-an-insomniac-counting-sheep-is-a-complicated-exercise/article28375958/ EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT. GET THEM WHILE YOU CAN. ALL THE ZZZZZZZZZZ’s and SHEEP ARE ALMOST ALL UP FOR THE NEXT 12 YEARS. YOU’LL NEED ONE HECK OF ALOT OF COFFEE TO KEEP BOTH EYELIDS OPEN TILL THEN. OKAY RED BULL AND POP A FEW PILLS AS A SHORTCUT.
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Globe & Mail – Oil rises further above $30 on hopes of deal to tackle glut
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/international-business/oil-falls-to-30-on-oversupply-china-growth-concern/article28391930/ Can’t wait to see how that happens? Maybe send some up into space for future use. Now there’s an idea for the oilsand dirt. At least in space – out of sight, out of mind. Ooooops, suppose to be encouraging alternative forms of NRGY. Sorry
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BBC – James Webb: Hubble successor maintains course
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-35403361 http://jwst.nasa.gov/index.html WOW THAT’S ONE BIG SUCKER !
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NY Times – How ‘-Phobic’ Became a Weapon in the Identity Wars
Interesting conversation NY Times. As I happened to come across a word that was a head scratch this morning. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontology
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Ottawa Citizen – Will battle over Energy East pipeline threaten national unity?
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/national/will-battle-over-energy-east-pipeline-threaten-national-unity BET YA YOU’VE NEVER SEEN HOW FAR A PISSED OFF DOG CAN PISS FROM OTTAWA, HAVE YOU??? HOPEFULLY I WON’T HAVE TO USE THAT OVERSIZED HARDWOOD BAT BETWEEN MY LEGS IN ADDITION TO PISSING TO GET THINGS FIXED OVER THERE. CAUSE I CAN HIT HOME RUNS OUT OF THE PARK WITH THE SET OF…
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National Post – Kelly McParland: Rich but cultivated, Bloomberg has real appeal as presidential candidate
http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/kelly-mcparland-rich-but-civilized-bloomberg-has-real-appeal-as-presidential-candidate
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Reuters – Experience vs. Judgment: Clinton, Sanders vie for pivotal Iowa vote
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-democrats-idUSKCN0V4044 HILIARY
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Globe & Mail – La LOCHE SHOOTINGS Response to violence, mental health in North under scrutiny following La Loche shootings
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/response-to-violence-mental-health-in-north-under-scrutiny/article28391654/ La LOCHE SHOOTINGS #1 PROBLEM – NOT ENOUGH VARIETY FOR YOUNG GENERATION. SAME OLD SAME OLD LEADS TO RESTLESSNESS AND THEN TROUBLE. BUILD MORE BUILDINGS WITH SOME FORM OF ENGAGEMENT ON THE PART OF YOUNGER KIDS. #2 PROBLEM – STUPID WHITE MAN’S WESTERN DIET. ALL WRONG FOR FIRST NATIONS PEOPLE AND NORTHERN INUIT PEOPLE.…