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50 SHADES OF CALGARY… BEEN THERE DONE THAT !
LOOK MA… DAMN WEATHER IS PLAYING HAVOC WITH CLIENT INSTALLATIONS ! ZERO WORK. WELL SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO GO TELL THE 50 OR SO ROADSIDE CONSTRUCTION GUYS ON HIGHWAY 416 HERE AND THERE. LOOKS LIKE MY COMPANY IS WET BEHIND THE EARS.
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YOUR MISSING THE WHOLE POINT SLICKS ABOUT VIAGRA AND CIALIS !
BUT IF YOU’RE WAITING FOR ME TO TELL YOU WHAT THE PROBLEM IS… DAMN YOU’LL BE WAITING FOREVER. ONE… OKAY 2 INGREDIENTS MISSING IN THE FORMULA.
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Not the first time I’ve seen that Plumber running for the hills ! :~)
Must have been viewing down to many sewer pipes over the course of time. Guess they didn’t get to see much even with the doors wide open and about 500 ft away the other day over at the client’s worksite. Too bad you’re running out of options getting me in that compromising pants down position.…
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Couldn’t miss the sign even if I tried – BRINKS ARMOURED TRUCK
Far Side of DUH ! Please send us your resume if… AND THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE TRUCK SAYS…. “HOW’S MY DRIVING ! ” CALL… 1-800- Any one want to take a stab at the getaway speed of a heist and report the driver ???
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Hey SLICKS… how’s ZOOM ZOOM for predickable for you ??? R.O.F.L.
AHhhhhh those Mazadas always forebearers of foresight ! As with all things AUTO… you might get lucky in the backseat more if it were a LONGHORN RAM ! SUCKS NOT ! GO BUY A VACUUM AND TEST IT OUT ! DYSON MODEL T2000 ! R.O.F.L. & pissing buckets.
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Globe & Mail – BoE holds rates steady, signals post-Brexit move in August
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/international-business/european-business/bank-of-england-surprises-markets-by-holding-rates-steady/article30912793/ What’s the last PIECES on the chessboard to hit the road ? Guess I’m going to have to invent the 3D CHESSBOARD a la Star Trek. R.O.F.L. in stitches. Perfectly planned. MasterPIECE of Pi.
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:~) Perfect and on Time :~)
:~) PREDICTABLE PREDICTABLE OMG… I SEE BOREDOM IN MY FUTURE ! YIKES… CAN ONLY MEAN TROUBLE
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My suggestion – someone had better much SOONER rather than later tell my kids where and how to get a hold of me
Because because because… It’s in everyone’s best interest !
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Hey SLICKS… you guys still trying to figure out the ROOT CAUSE of CANCER ???
OMG TOO SLOW… BING BIG BANG DONE AGES AGO ! TOOoooooooo DAMN SLOW ! AND TO TELL THE TRUTH UPFRONT…. YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY OR SPEND. THAT’S THE MODEST VERSION. AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, YOU WON’T LIKE WHAT THE ROOT CAUSE OF IT IS…
