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:~) – TOO YOUNG – TOO BAD, SO SAD
NOT THE RIGHT AGE GROUP. COULD HAVE FOOLED ME ON THE OUTSIDE – R.O.F.L.S. I’M THINKING OLDER AND IN LAW SCHOOL. HOW’S THAT FOR RIGHT SLICE OF Pi. NOTICED NO PITER PATTER WITH THE OLD TICKER ! LEG RAISED UP ! WANT 2 IF IT’S GONNA HELP YOU ANY ? BTW – YOUNGER MEANS MUCH…
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BOY OH BOY SLICKS – YOU SURE AS HELL HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR WHILE GETTING FUCKED
GOT TO LOVE IT WHEN I’M ON TARGET AND YOU REACT. ACTION/REACTION GETS YOU EVERY SINGLE TIME. ALL I GOT TO DO IS KICK UP THE COWBOY BOOTS AND PISS IN MY PANTS WHILE HOLDING MYSELF FROM NOT FALLING ON THE FLOOR AND ROLLING IN STITCHES LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK. KA$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$CHING PRICELESS…
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR RIDEAU CANAL RIVERFRONT PROPERTIES – I’LL BET YOU CAN EXTEND THAT ELSEWHERE IF YOU ARE OBSERVANT ENOUGH
2466 FAIRMILE ROAD. NOTICED THE AIRPLANES FLYING ALL OVER THE MAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ??? DAMN GOOD REASON. SEEDING CLOUDS. SLICK WEATHER CONTROL FREAKS TRYING TO ENGINEER WEATHER JUST SO. NOTICED IT WHILE IN CALGARY DOING ROOFS ALL OVER THE MAP. BRAND NEW ROOFS BEING RIPPED UP ALL OVER THE PLACE. WHY…
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Okay here goes folks…. been itching a damn long while to talk about this :~)
YOU ASKED FOR IT SLICKS ! NOW….. ONCE UPON A TIME IN CALGARY, WHILE WORKING ON CONSTRUCTION SITES…. SAFETY FIRST THE USUAL ‘OHM’ MANTRA. IN OTHER WORDS…. DOUBLE UP AND GET WITH THE BUDDY SYSTEM. FAIR ENOUGH. IF YOU’RE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING STUPID WHILE WORKING ON CONSTRUCTION SITES AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO…
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Okay the great disappearing act – no Mayor in the news lately
What gives Ottawa. Cat got your tongues ???
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Montreal Gazette – One less brick in OdeM’s wall as exec director resigns
One less brick in the Opéra de Montréal wall: Pierre Dufour is leaving, in part to work on Another Brick in the Wall http://montrealgazette.com/storyline/one-less-brick-in-the-wall-of-the-opera-de-montreal-pierre-dufour-is-leaving-and-will-work-on-another-brick-in-the-wall TOO MUCH WHOOPIE CUSHION IN THAT TITLE HTTING THE PROVERBIAL BRICK WALL, BUDS. TRYING TO HARD TO HIDE THERMODYNAMIC PAPERTRAIL. SEE, FAT GHOST OF A CHANCE OF ME MISSING THAT ONE.…
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You really having trouble with your SEX FILES – HUH SLICKS !
KEEP ON SCRATCHING THE OLD JOCK ITCH. DOES NOTHING FOR ME, OTHER TO COMFIRM YOUR PERPETUAL STUPIDITY. AMAZING….. CUSTOMERS AT TIM HORTONS. AMAZING.
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Ottawa Sun – You screwed up, Google: Palm trees on the shores of Labrador?
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/04/07/you-screwed-up-google-palm-trees-on-the-shores-of-labrador OMG LIKE COME ON, GIVE GOOGLE A BREAK HERE. THEY’RE SAVING CANADIAN TAXPAYERS AND EVERY PAST CANADIAN TOURIST THE HASSLE OF DOLLAR EXCHANGE FOR TANNING REAR ENDS A LA NATURE UNDER PALM TRESS IN OUR OWN BACKYARD. HECK, YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO FLY IF YOU FEEL LIKE DRIVING. BEST PART – GOVERNMENT DOESN’T…
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Now SLICKS – If I combine DOT/WAVES with Oriental Herbal Medicine – ROCKET BOOSTER no ifs and buts about it
YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPTS TO CIRCUMVENT AND CONTROL THE PROCESS A LA MOSANTO AIN’T GONNA GET YOU ANY SILVER OR GOLD STARS IN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE SCRAP BOOKS. OMG – IF YOU COULD ONLY EXPERIENCE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE BEFORE AND AFTER. OH LA LA ON THE IONIZATION SCALE. WHAT A RUSH – AND I’M APPLYING…
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So…. I’m coming up with a BRAND NEW SET OF UNIVERSAL RULES – NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT MAKES EVERYTHING TIC TOC
FIT RIGHT IN BETWEEN GOD AND LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS. SEE… EVERYTHING IS TICKEY BOO. RULER OF EVERYTHING. Ooooooops, TAO of EVERYTHING CIAO LIVENRGY BUDDHA FIRE
Live~NRGY 