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The look on your faces when your setups FAIL MISERABLY – OMG U BE FUCKED
GOTTA LOVE KEYSTONE COPS… LOOK IS ABSOLUTELY FONT SIZE = 72…… PRICELESS & WORTH A TWITTER TWEETTTTTTT A LA CANARY MERCI THANK YOU WILKOMEN English– Thank you, Thanks. Spanish– Gracias. French– Merci (Thank you very much= Merci Beaucoup) Italian– Grazie. Japanese– (Domo) Arigato (ah-ree-gah’-toh) or written ありがとう Chinese– do jeh, daw-dyeh. German– Danke sehr. Thai–…
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FINALLY… 6 MONTHS @ THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT OMG… TO MUCH WORK ON THE LEARNING CURVE
KINK STRAIGHTENED OUT AND IRONED ! OMG HONEY I’M BACK….. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😗😗😗😗😗😗😗😆😘😘😅😅😄😍😍😎😃😋😎😎😎☺😚😋😁😁😉😚😶☺😎😍🤗😍😘😇🤗🙂🙂🤗😇😇🤔😇
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Come to think of it… cut to the chase please… make my LIFE ! Still 4 days to go to Chinese New Year
A PLANET OF THE APES DRUGS THAT GETS YOUR THERE BANANAS PRONTO ! STATUE AND ALL
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Calgary Herald – Mental Viagra? Hormone that fuels lust could treat psychological issues in the bedroom, scientists say
http://www.calgaryherald.com/health/mental+viagra+hormone+that+fuels+lust+could+treat+psychological+issues/12770794/story.html I can just picture it now. The little town that could. AN INSTANT ORGY RAVE – JUST ADD WATER ! GUESS OXYCONTIN DIDN’T CUT IT ! AND LOSING TO MANY CUSTOMERS WITH FENTANYL ! DARN… CUTTHROAT BUSINESS
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LET’S PLAY A LITTLE GAME SLICKS…
You spray chemicals when the TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS… I LITTLE MOISTURE GONNA GIVE SOMETHING TO CHEW ON… HOW BIG THE BONE DEPENDS ENTIRELY ON YOU 😆
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Hmmm I guess I never told the GREATEST STORY YET HUH ???
WHY MY BLACK HAIR KINK…. OH WELL THERE’S ALWAYS TOMORROW…. BETTER WELL STRAP ON 10 SEATBELTS EACH OMG YOU’RE GONNA NEED IT ! TRUST ME
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Denis Levesques… Eliabeth Rioux
Sexy huh… a peu jeune…. to bad ! 10 pouce et 4 paws up ! WOOF BUTT… IL Y A TOUJOURS UN BUTT… A BIEN Y PENSEE…. TO MUCH RYU ! PASS
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OMG DID I EVER GET A KICK OUT OF THAT HARMONY….
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1164724/ REMINDS ME OF DHARMA KICKASS
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Sorry… GARLIC IS NOT ON MY MENU
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME WITH SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES DOA PROGRAMS ! DUHHHHHHHHHHHH
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R U HAVING MORE THAN A FEW ISSUES WITH SEXUAL GENDER IDENTITIES… SLICKZ
WELL HAVE YOU MET THE RIGHT DIG TO HELP ANSWER ALL YOUR DEAR VIRGINNIA AND ALEXIS ‘WHY’ ABOUT THE BIRDS… BEES… WHAT FLIES… WHAT DIES… IN LIFE ! WANNA DANCE 😆😆😆😆 WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT ELSE I SHOULD BE EXPECTING… VIA USELESS LUCKED OUT ??? LET’S CALL IT HORSESHOE CORAL ! I’LL GIVE…