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Fuel prices: Three ways to cut costs by changing how you drive
TO HELL WITH THE GAS STATION QUEUES AND STRATOSPHERIC PRICES… IF I’M GOING TO FLY THAT HIGH TO FILL UP… I’LL STRAP A DAMN DRONE ON MY BACK AND LEAVE SUPERMAN IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR IF A DRONE CAN CARRY MISSILES… I’M A FEATHERWEIGHT BY COMPARISON… ALL WITH THE HELP OF SUNPOWER
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Plumbers regularly earn more than lawyers: Top entrepreneur makes a bold prediction that AI will flip the American dream
Ahhhhh okay maybe… BUT IF THE PIPES START SMOKING… PLUMBERS WILL TURN TO LAWYERS IN LAWSUITS… AND SINCE YOU’RE A PLUMBER, THE LAWYER WILL CHARGE ACCORDINGLY KNOWING THAT… AI WILL SURELY FLIP THE AMERICAN DREAM… BUT A NIGHTMARE STILL A NIGHTMARE IN THE WRONG HEADS
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THAT WAS NO ORDINARY COFFEE – RIGGED WITH SOME DRUGS OF SOME KIND…
I’VE HAD LOTS OF COLOMBIAN COFFEE IN THE PAST… THIS WAS NO ORDINARY COLOMBIAN COFFEE… I’LL GUARANTEE THAT… THREW IT OUT IN THE GARBAGE… NOW I’LL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO WHERE I BUY THINGS… I STAY CONSISTENT WITH MY POINTS OF PURCHASES… THAT WAY… AS A FUTURE LAWYER… YOUR ASSES WILL BELONG TO ME..
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GOTTA YA – NOW I KNOW…
SOMEONE CAME ONTO THE PROPERTY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND TOOK WHITE BAGS OUT OF THE GARBAGE BINS… I ASKED ABOUT THERE WHEREABOUTS… NOTHING LIKE OBSERVATION I FIND ONE FUCKER ON THE PROPERTY AGAIN AND THEY’LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN ON SPIKES
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OBVIOUSLY YOU WILL NEVER GET IT SLICKZZZ
IT WILL ALWAYS BE A SCUD !!! LET’S HAVE FUN NEXT YEAR SHALL WE… HOW MUCH WOOL YOU CAN PULL OVER OBLIVIOUS NEURONS CAN’T WAIT FOR THE STATISTICS!!! AND WORST YET… TO THINK I WASN’T AWARE OF WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON ALL AROUND ME ON MY PROXIMITY ALL ALONG… I PLAYED ALONG TO SEE…
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‘Canadians don’t want to come here any more’: anger over Trump squeezes US border businesses
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/28/canada-us-border-business-pay-trump-tariffs I BELIEVE I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE SADDENED AND HEART BROKEN ABOUT THE SAD STATE OF RELATIONS BETWEEN CANADA AND THE UNITED STATES… AS WITH MANY NATIONS ACROSS THE WORLD, IT HAS TAKEN CENTURIES IF NOT MORE TO BUILD SOLID STATES OF RESILIENT STABLE DEMOCRACIES AND TURN TO NEIGHBORING STATES HOWEVER DIFFERENT IN…
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Kim Jong-un Laughs at Belarusian Assault Rifle Gift
https://www.chosun.com/english/north-korea-en/2026/03/28/VER5XHI2N5ATFEMIQQ6CBDDS7U/ JUST MET YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME… MY NEW NEIGHBOR FROM ACROSS THE STREET… SADLY, NO GUNS TO OFFER… FROM BELARUS NICE FELLOW AND TALKED ALL ABOUT LIFE IN BELARUSIAN… OVER ROAD POTHOLES AND SUCH… WELL AT LEAST MY NEXT DOOR AMERICAN NEIGHBOR IS CIVILIZED AND HELPFUL… NO WARS ON THE STREET… CANADA IS…
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Nestle says 12 tonnes of KitKat chocolate stolen in Europe
https://www.lemonde.fr/en/economy/article/2026/03/28/nestle-says-12-tonnes-of-kitkat-chocolate-stolen-in-europe_6751892_19.html WOW THAT’S GOING TO BE EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE… WHICH COST MORE ??? THE CHOCOLATE ??? OR THE FUEL TO STEAL IT ??? THEY’LL PROBABLY IF LUCKY JUST BREAK EVEN WHEN SELLING THE CHOCOLATE ON THE BLACK MARKET
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AS I SUSPECTED… SO LET’S CALL A SPADE A SPADE…
THE ELEVATED ART OF STUPIDITY BECAUSE FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION ! Opsie… DID IT AGAIN… FAILURE IS THE ONLY OPTION !! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S SO DAMN OBVIOUS
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LET’S HAVE SOME FUN SHALL WE… MY TURN…
YOU ALL KNOW ALL YOUR AI DATA CENTERS ARE PAINTED TARGETS NOW… DON’T YOU… OR YOU STILL HAVEN’T CLUED IN ??? DUH !!!