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EAT YOUR VEGGIES… MOTHER ALWAYS SAID
DAMN RIGHT MEAT & NO VEGGIES R A TOTALLY BAD COMBO SORRY, BUT MEAT & POTATOES DOES NOT QUALIFY AS A VEGGIE WITH FIBER… THINK BEER & FERMENTATION TO MOVE THAT GUT ALONG WHAT… Y DO YOU THINK COWS HAVE 2 STOMACHS ??? JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE CHEESE ??? DUH
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A futile attempt to corrupt me is fruitless
If you only knew the power of my internal nrgy, you would run, but hell I’m having a great time in the Clark Kent suit… err, Ironman might be a better word
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Rip roaring laugh on the DOGGIE CHEMISTRY… GONE SOUTH
Good try, but 1 molecule short of a LIGHTS ON with a Gift Horse staring you in the eyes… Mounting is a bitch when you can’t ride the winner to the finish line and collect To bad… poor execution, but I’ve got your numbers
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So I’ll bet you’re trying to figure out what all this DATA PROCESSING IS ABOUT HUH R.O.F.L. IN STITCHES πππ
Well if I told you straight up U WOULD OUT PERFORM CIRQUE DU SOLEIL ON THE DOWNWARD DOGGIE FLIPS & BACKSIDE… BESIDES… YOU AIN’T READY FOR THAT REALITY pH TEST YET… DOT / SHOCKWAVE CALCULATING SOMETHING THAT HAS NEVER EVER BEEN ATTEMPTED, UNDERSTOOD, SPOKEN ABOUT, DISCUSSED, NOR DOCUMENTED IN HUMAN HISTORY… HELL, EVEN I’M MIFFED…
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PING π
Enjoying the view and processing the DATA… R U HAVING AS MUCH FUN AS I AM ??? HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH YOUR CHEMISTRY R WE ??? SIT TIGHT, U CAN’T OUT DO MY DUNGEON SETUPS… HELL Y DO YOU THINK I WENT THROUGH ALL THE WORK & TROUBLE… AND THE CRITICAL ANSWER IS…. SO…
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Well struck a Cable Nerve… that didn’t take long… a call all the way from Beautiful British Columbia
Guess which name genetated a crap hit the cable fan and spread out like a wave on a QAM DOT mission… the friendly Rogers Collection department… Now let’s hope more than crap registers on those semi-conductors transmiting all those channels to your universe. And pray tell Rogers, let’s hope for your channel lineup isn’t short…
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WHAT ??? NO OPP DOGGIE VANS HIDING IN THE MORRISBURG TIM HORTONS THIS MORNING… TRYING TO BLEND IN ???
Jesus you would think they had better spy training for parking lots, ROFL Guess the 2 huge doggies in my usual parking spot with windows wide open wasn’t enough of an incentive to get my goat was it ??? Or perhaps a fire sale in the works…. Worry not on the doggie guide bake sale…
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2017 Solar Eclipse Live
https://www.nasa.gov/eclipselive/#NASA+TV+Public+Channel WOW WITH ALL THOSE SATELLITES AND TELESCOPES…… I’LL BET THERE’S ONE FOR MY FRONT ZIPPER…. AND ONE FOR MY REAR BUMPER ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD KNOW IN THE PEEK-A-BOO BUSINESS ? COOL π
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OH YEAH…. THE IMMORTALITY ACID TEST
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL… CAN YOU FACE YOURSELVES KNOWING YOU MISSED THE BOAT BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO CONFORM TO OTHER IDIOTS IDEAS OF TRYING TO FIT INTO A SINKING TITANIC ??? I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR THE EXCUSES AND REASONS PS – DON’T EVER SAY GOD ISN’T TRYING TO MAKE IT WORK FOR…