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LIFE IS TO SHORT TO FAKE MAPLE SYRUP… TO WHICH I ADD MY SWEET & SOUR CHICKEN BALLS… IT’S THE SAPS STUPID! DUH DRILL EM RIGHT DRILL EM TRUE AND THE HOLE WILL GUSH FORTH STRAIGHT AND TRUE OMG I’M IN THE PANCAKE & WAFFLE BUSINESS WITH FAKE CORN SYRUP TO BOOT

TAKE A WILD GUESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN NAIL THE ANSWER BOZOS

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2018/03/02/feature/the-silicon-valley-elites-latest-status-symbol-chickens/ NOW NOW DON’T LET THIS CHICK FOOL YOUS ALL THE CUTE WIDE EYED LITTLE PUPPY DOGGIE FACE STILL RULES THE ROOST

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/03/04/florida-students-say-hero-teacher-really-coward-who-left-them-die/393191002/ WOW AND THIS WHO WE WANT TO ARM WITH GUNS IN SCHOOLS ??? AND WTF? IT TOOK HOW LONG TO HIT THE FRONT HEADLINES? HELLO???

IF ALL YOU”RE GONNA DO IS BE LOSES ALL DAY LONG… DO US ALL A FAVOUR… HIT THE DARWIN EXPRESS PERMANENT CHECKOUT LANE TO NOWHERE AND LET US ALL BE RID OF MORONS BIG PRINT NO SMALL PRINT FOOTNOTE 😁 PS – C.O.D.(CASH ON DEATH) ONLY NO CREDIT EXTENDED – ALL SALES FINAL NO RETURNS…

GOTTA LOVE SPRING WHEN IT’S MAPLE SYRUP TIME FILLED TO THE BRINE AND THEN SOME. GREAT PLACE, NICE AND CLEAN GREAT FOOD, PIPING DAMN HOT COFFEE IN 5 GALLON JUGS TO PUT BOTH TIM HORTONS AND STARBUCKS TO SHAME LOVED THE WAFFLES, PANCAKES SCRAMBLED EGGS, SAUSAGES AND OF COURSE HAM AND BAKED BEANS WEATHER IS…

CAUSE IF I’M RIGHT WITH THIS RING THING AS I EXPECT YOUR METRIC SYSTEM WILL NEED REVISIONS RINGS ARE LINING UP PRETTY DAMN COOL MAN OH MY GOD

BET YA HE WAS SCRATCHING HIS HEAD A GOOD WHILE HUH ROFL NEVER CAME ACROSS SOMETHING LIKE THAT WONDER WHAT THE REPORT WILL SAY NEXT TIME I’LL HAVE A TALK, TAKE SELFIES, INVITE INSIDE TO GET THE FULL FRONTAL EXPERIENCE OF CHEMICAL ADDICTS NEXT TO ME FAIR ENOUGH HUH OR CALL COPS AND WE’LL HAVE…

IT IS ALREADY A KNOWN PHENOMENA BUT I HAD TO PIECE IT TOGETHER WORDS ARE SO EASY NOW TURN A STONE, MOVE THE WIND, FEEL THE CLOUDS, PUSH THE WATER… TOUCH THE FIRE IT IS ALL THERE