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https://www.thestar.com/calgary/2018/08/07/free-dairy-queen-blizzards-for-a-year-for-whoever-can-solve-the-source-of-mystery-smell.html WHEN YOU’RE DONE OVER THERE… I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU OVER HERE… ALTHOUGH I KNOW THE SOURCE OF THE MYSTERY I NEED WITNESSES AND WHO ORDERED IT

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/07/opinions/attack-of-the-assassin-drones-bergen-salyk-virk/index.html OMG WAIT TILL THE LITTLE GREEN MEN FROM MARS GETS A HOLD OF THE CODE AND HACKS THEM… MARVIN THE MARTIAN ON THE DARWIN E.L.E. BANDWAGON

https://money.cnn.com/2018/08/07/news/companies/papa-johns-earnings/index.html TAKE IT FROM ME AS IT WAS PRESENTED ON ITS FACE VALUE… WITH ALL THE ADS HOW COULD I NOT MISS THE IMPLIED INNEUNDO ??? WHEN LIFE THROWS AT YOU A HOT DOG… INSTEAD OF BEING A BOTTOM PAPA GODADDY GO BE THE TOP DOG INSTEAD SEE HAVE I LEARNED ANYTGING FROM IDIOTS AND…

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/quebec-city-man-electrocuted-possibly-while-shaving-cops-coroner-probe-death WELL TALK ABOUT A FINAL DESTINATION OF THE WRONG KIND SHOCKING BUT NOT UGLY I’LL BET IF IT WAS A HAND RAZOR… IT WOUKD HAVE BEEN CALLED…. CUT THROAT DEFINITELY NOT PRETTY

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/article-canada-can-easily-replace-saudi-arabian-crude-oil-imports-economist/ HELLLLOOOO KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK IS ANYONE HOME ??? BUYING PRETEND OIL SO IT CAN BE EASILY REPLACED IS CALLED WHAT IN THE BUSINESS WORLD ??? SELLING TANKS, ARMOURED VEHICLES, BAZOOKAS, INFANTRY WEAPONS… YADDA YADDA YADDA… AND MAKING A NICE TIDY PROFIT OF SAY… GIVE OR TAKE $15 BILLION TODAY SALE $100 BILLION TOMMORROW SALE…

THE WALMART IDIOT WITH THE HUGE DOG INSIDE THE FROZEN GOODS AISLE + THE CAMPGROUND… DOES NOT EQUAL TO… THE SUM OF THE SQUARES OF STUPID YOU’LL NEED TO USE MAGNITUDES OF ORDER TO ACHIEVE A 1 NEURON IGNITION LEVEL OF COMPLETE IGNORANCE BEFORE SOMEONE EVEN BLINKS A CRAP ABOUT YOU… THAT’S EVEN IF YOU…

SELLING MEMBETSHIPS FOR ‘STUPID OF THE MONTH CLUB ??? I GUESS THERE ARE MORE LIKES THAN FACEBOOK PUT TOGETHER SAD COMMENTARY IN ITSELF

RARE UNDER COOKED AND WELL STILL SMELLS LIKE IT JUST GOT SLAUGHTERED YIKES… TOO GRAPHIC FOR DESCRIPTION ESPECIALLY WHEN SECURITY GUARDS ARE ON STANDBY NEXT TEST BAIT PROGRAM PLEASE… SEND IN THE MARINES INSTEAD MEAT SHOULD ALWAYS BE WELL DONE… RIGHT 😁

TIM HORTONS COFFEE IS SHIT SPELL IT OUT AGAIN ANY WAY YOU WANT… BUT IT’S STILL THE SAME S.H.I.T. NOW THAT I’VE TRULY TESTED IT COMPLETELY WOW THAT TOOK HOW LONG ??? 20 YEARS GIVE OR TAKE TIMS YOU’VE MADE A BELIEVER OUT OF ME SOLD FROM THIS LOCATION