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YOU KNOW… DAMN EVEN IF I TRIED TO RUNAWAY TO THE TOP OF EVEREST…
THE HANGER AROUND GROUPIES WOULD NECESSITATE THE NEED TO BUILD A ONE 1000 STORY HOTEL JUST TO HOUSE THEM CAN I MOVE TO ULTIMA THULE ?
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The Unimprovable Awards: Indestructible Items to Buy and Hold – WSJ
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-unimprovable-awards-indestructible-items-to-buy-and-hold-1539183011 NOPE SORRY CAN’T BUY ME… I’M UNIQUE N’EST PAS ? ONE OF A KIND AND IRREPLACEABLE OH WHAT A FEELING ๐๐๐
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Oil Prices Bounce Back From Early Decline – WSJ
https://www.wsj.com/articles/oil-prices-start-the-year-with-declines-11546426570 Hmmmm I wonder if this qualifies as a hybrid vehicle or an e-scooter SELF PROPELLED ELECTRIC LAWNMOWER PUSHING THE BACK OF MY VAN IF I PULL THE PLUG ON THE ENGINE… THEN AGAIN HELL I MIGHT JUST INSTALL SOME LEGO ELECTRIC MOTORS AND MACGYVER THE THING TO MOVE ME… OPTIONS OPTIONS OPTIONS… DECISIONS NEVER…
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Yawnnnnn… OMG THAT WAS A GREAT NEW YEAR’S DAY… NICE QUIET NO MUSIC NO SHOPPERS AND BEST OF ALL DARN NICE AND COZY ALL TUCKED IN… SO I SEE YOU WERE BACK AT IT ALL NICE SLICKZZZ
MIND IF I GIVE YOU A PIECE OF ADVICE… GRATIS ZAP THE RIGHT FRONT SIDE(PASSENGER… GOT TO SPELL IT OUT I KNOW IT SUCKS WITH DUH)… PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START NOTICING THE UNEVEN MOONTAN ON THE VAN AND WONDERING WTF ??? WHILE AT IT… ANYWAY YOU CAN REV DOWN THE LOCOMOTOVE DIESEL ENGINES THAT…
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How mastering your thermostat could save you a bundle this winter | Ottawa Citizen
https://lfpress.com/life/homes/how-mastering-your-thermostat-could-save-you-a-bundle-this-winter AHaaaaaammmm excuse me BUT !!! MUST BE GROUNDHOG DAY ! BEEN READING THE SAME DAMN WORDS FOR AT LEAST THE LAST 2 DECADES IF NOT MORE ! TELL ME IT’S NOT TRUE… THAT ONCE YOU TELL EVERYONE THEY’LL SAVE A BUNDLE BY TURNING THE THERMOSTAT TO ZERO… THEY WON’T HAVE TO STASH ALL THE…
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Equifax Is Back in Washingtonโs Crosshairs – WSJ
https://www.wsj.com/articles/equifax-is-back-in-washingtons-crosshairs-11546358401 YOUR CROSSHAIRS ??? YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN THE SIZE OF MINE READY OR NOT TIME FOR PAYBACK BUDS ONE ITSY BITSY PIECEAT A TIME UNTIL ITS DAMN BUTT NAKED THEN WATCH THE FUR FLY THESE CREDIT CRYPTIC SCORING COMPANIES MAKE THE COMMUNIST SYSTEM LOOK DAMN RIGHT FRIENDLY AND YOUR BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE… NOW…