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A FEW BAD MEN AND DAMN HARD GREAT MOBY DICK STORIES… COMING RIGHT UP ON CANDID CAMERA READ ALL ABOUT IT… HOW TO MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL THE RIGHT WAY… DOWNWARD FUCK AND SURF @ THE SAME TIME WHO SAYS AN OLD DOG GOING FORWARD CAN’T TEACH NEW TRICKS ??? I SAY…

We’ll have to have a talk about your HOT FLASH SYNDROME… It’s interfering with what lies between both ears. BTW – NICOLE… IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD STAY AWAY FROM BLOOD SUCKING HOSPITAL FUCK YOU UP AIR ASAP… WAY WORST THAT CIA BRAINWASHING TECHNIQUES… FUCKS UP HORMONES GONE WILD THANK MY LUCKY STARS DOG…

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/two-types-of-gut-bacteria-are-consistently-depleted-in-people-with-depression-study-1.4282025 Hmmmm… Let me take a wild guess… 2B or NOT 2B

https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/check-your-compass-the-magnetic-north-pole-is-on-the-move-1.4282235 OMG I CAN JUST SEE IT NOW … HEADLINE NEWS DRIVERLESS CAR FALLS OFF THE EDGE OF EARTH… DAMN… GOTTA FIND PLANET B THAT DOESN’T HAVE A CLIMATE CHANGE PROBLEM WHICH ONE WAS THAT AGAIN ???

https://nationalpost.com/pmn/life-pmn/nearly-half-of-us-adults-have-heart-or-blood-vessel-disease WELL IN WASHINGTON DC IT’S CALLED THE… I-495 & I-695 BYPASS IF YOU GET PASS SILVER SPRINGS… HEY… LEAVE VIRGINIA OUT OF IT FOR NOW

https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/rideau-canal-temporarily-closing-to-skaters-monday-night THE PROBLEM WITH OTTAWA IS THAT CREATIVITY HAS GONE SOUTH … NOW IF YOU WANNA MAKE A KILLING IN GLOBAL WARMING… YOU NEED A PLAN ‘B’ RENT OUT SEA-DOOS WITH WATER SKIS OR SURFBOARDS DUH INSTEAD OF BEAVERTAILS… CALL THEM BEAVER PADDLES UP THE CREEK

https://www.thegrowthop.com/cannabis-health/weed-hangover-cannabis-canadian-company-supplements HEALTH CANADA HAS DECLARED MOSANTO’S ROUNDUP AS THE ONE AND ONLY CURE FOR WEED HANGOVERS… SO MOSIE ON DOWN TO HOME HARDWARE AND DROWN THE SUCKERS

https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/burglar-smashes-door-steals-cash-at-kemptville-cafe WHERE’S THOSE DAMN BANANAS WHEN YOU NEED THEM ???

https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/councillors-pitch-one-per-cent-tax-levy-to-increase-affordable-housing Hmmmm, okay I can’t wait to see what a 2 storey recyclable cardboard box condo looks like by the train tracks… AND If I dare say…. Better damn hurry it up cause costs just keep going up and up… Case in point… 5 cent plastic bags everywhere… 10 cent paper bags @ Value Village(reason……