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Ooooopsie… DID I FORGET TO MENTION…
SO DRY IN MY PANTS OF LATE… YOU WOULD HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF FINDING WATER IN THE SAHARA THEN SEX WITH A… _____________ (AMUSE YOURSELVES AND FILL IN THE BLANK) I GUESS THEY THINK I’M IN DIRE NEED… IN STITCHES SLICKZZZ… YOU’RE NOT THAT BRIGHT
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JESUS COME BACK JOHN SWEEPING TRUCK… YOU GONNA MISS ALL THE ACTION AT TRAINYARDS TIMS AND FRIENDS…
MORE SPREAD EAGLE STRUTTING THEIR WARES THAN VANIER… MORE GUYS THAN GALS… GUESS WE’RE REALLY 2019 WHO KNEW… OMG I SHOULD BE TAKING PICS BUT ALAS I DON’T THINK ANY SMARTPHONE ON THE MARKET TODAYS SPORTS MICROSCOPES TO VIEW THE NANO NANO SIZED DICKHEADS DANG ROFL… JUST CAN’T GET THE EVIDENCE OKAY GOOGLE… HERE’S ONE…
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AM I MISSING SOMETHING OR IS THERE A DAMN HIGH CONCENTRATION OF MORONS SITUATED IN OTTAWA, ONTARIO CANADA ??? SLICKZZZ YOU’RE BEST POSITIONED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION…
CASE # 1 – LAST NIGHT AT TIMS TRAINYARDS BATHROOM CHANGEROOM GARAGE THROWN INTO THE TOILET… NOT FLUSHABLE… THEN STANDING OUTSIDE… LOOKING TO GET PICKED UP… AND GET LAID… DUH CASE # 2- THE MORONS WHO THINK FLIPPING A SWITCH AND HOSING THE VAN WITH CHEMICALS IS GONNA GET MY MOJO GOING WHILE WATCHING YOUNG…
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‘Consent condom’ that needs four hands to open created by ad agency | Lifestyle from CTV News
https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/consent-condom-that-needs-four-hands-to-open-created-by-ad-agency-1.4375039 PLAN PLAN PLAN WITH BACKUP PLANS SAYS I… ALWAYS SAID… IN MY NEXT LIFE AS AN OCTOPUS… THAT WILL LEAVE US WITH 12 FREE HANDS TO SHAKE UP THE BOOTY BABY… MIND YOU… I DID NOTICE A CONDOM MANUFACTURING FLAW WHILE CRUISING THE SAIL STORE THE OTHER DAY … SEEMS LIKE THERE’S CAMOUFLAGE EVERYTHING…
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Wave propagation – TOMORROW ON THE AGENDA πππ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave_propagation
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HOW ARE YOU’RE USELESS LIMP ASSES HANGIN SLICKZZZ
YOUR CHEMICALS AIN’T WORKING HUH ??? OMFG YOU ARE STUPID MORONS JUST NO BETTER WAY TO MAKE THAT CLASS OF IDIOTS LOOK GREAT
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0 – CONCEPT OF ZERO
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0 EQUALS https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ΕΕ«nyatΔ EQUALS https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuji_(philosophy) ALL THE SAME UNTIL A LIGHTBULB TURNED ON TO DENOTE NOTHING OR EMPITNESS AS…. DRUM ROLL PLEASE….. ZERO HOWEVER THAT SAID… THE ABSOLUTE CONCEPT OF NOTHINGNESS IS SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT AS IT TAKES ON THE STATES OF DARK ENERGY AND DARK MATTER ALL IN STATES OF TOTAL CHAOS… WILL NEVER…
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MUST BE THAT TIME OF YEAR… A MALE THING
TIMS TRAINYARD EMPTY PARKIvNG LOT… COME TO THINK OF IT… BIG GUY TOO OTHER THAN BIG RIGS, FROZEN SNOWBIRDS. AND A LOST SOUL DOING THE CANARY THING… Oooooopsssie… A WHOLE LOTTA OF JOHN SWEEPERS GETTING READY TO DO THE CHA CHA… PULL THOSE ZIPPERS UP MEN UNLESS YE BE DRAGGED BY THE TAIL DAMN CANARY…
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Okay so busy shoot me…
TEST YOUR TRUE COLORS… CLOSE BOTH EYES GENTLY… WHAT COLOR PRAY TELL ??? BLACK IS ALL YOU SEE… I’LL BET IF ITS NOT ORANGE… THINK THE SUN… AS THE MODEL THEN OU ARE WAY OFF TRACK FROM ANYWHERE NEAR THOSE PEARLY GATES… A ONE WAY TICKET ON THE WRONG ROAD PAST HELL MY SUGGESTION –…