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TELL ME IT AIN’T SO OCTRANSPO
PARKED MAINTENANCE TRUCK IN A CLOSED ABANDONNED 18 WHEEL RIG DOCKING STATION WHERE IT STUCK OUT LIKE A SORE DICK NOT MINDING ITS BUSINESS… AND THAT’S WHEN ALL THE FAKED PARKED RATS HIGH TAILED IT OUT OF THE TRAINYARDS MALL PARKING LOT… A GOOD HALF DOZEN SCATTERED ACROSS THE LOT… WELL AT LEAST THE CITATION…
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JESUS WHERE DOES THE TIME FLY… ALMOST MISSED IT, BUT I’LL BET YOU’RE HAVING A HELL OF A TIME OUT THERE
FULL MOON AND ALL THAT’S JUST GOT THE BALL ROLLIN’ 6 SIDE POCKETS AND 1 BLACK BALL WHICH IS IT GONNA BE BEFORE 2019 ??? AND THE ANSWER IS… WAIT TILL AFTER FEB 5 FOR THE POP QUIZ HOT TO TROT ANSWER HAVE FUN… GIGGLING AND ROFL IN STITCHES
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SO MIGHT AS WELL PUT IT OUT THERE… I’M THERE 2019
OUT WITH PASSWORDS IN WITH BODY PARTS… HELL MIGHT AS WELL GIVE FRANK A RUN FOR HIS ELECTRICITY BY THE KILO WHAT HOUR ALL BIOMETRIC AND PASSWORDS DROP DEAD NOW… CARE TO GUESS WHICH OF MY BEST FEATURES CAN’T BE COPIED AND USE IN LIEU ??? 1 GUESS ON THE SENSOR-O-MATIC APPS RING ME UP…
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OKAY PEOPLE HERE’S A SMARTPHONE CHALLENGE NOW THAT I’M INSTALLING MY 1 MILLIONTH REWARD APP
HOW ABOUT A FATWARE APP LOSS PROGRAM ??? RUN 5 SPINS LOSE ONE APP… RUN AROUND THE BLOCK AND PUSH UP DAISIES… BARK LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE AND PISS ON IT CAT OUTTA THE BAG AND WELL ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE HALLOWEEN MONSTERS… MOVE ASIDE ALL THOSE LOOSE SCREWS FRANKENSTEIN GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE……
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YOU THINK THE FLYING J EMAIL IN MY SPAM BOX IS TRYING TO SPEAK IN TONGUES ???
OH COME ON NOW… BLOW THE SMOKE HARDER FOR SFX REALLY
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NOPE SORRY… THE COCAINE DOESN’T WORK
AND THE HOT DOGS DIDLEY SQUAT…. PEPSI NEITHER SO HUMPTY DUMPTY IS STILL SITTING ON THE WALL
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WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT ???
FEMALE’S IN HEADSCARVES TELLING THEIR KID DAUGHTER TO PUT ON A SHOW ASS FIRST IN TIMS… AFTER THE SMOKE CLEARED FROM THE DONKEY DRAGGING JACKASS PHONE AND BTW… THAT’S AFTER ONE BAD TIM HORTONS IN ONE LOCATION ACTED PRECISELY ON ‘Q’ TO EXPECTATIONS… FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER ONE UP ITS ASS SEE SIMPLE WHEN YOU READ…
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PRETTY DAMN HARD TO MISS THOSE HEAD GEARS… SO THE QUESTION BEGS
WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE A LARGE SEGMENT OF IDIOTS AND MORONS… MALE BUT ESPECIALLY FEMALES CONGREGATE… PROPAGATE AND EXERCISE THEIR INATE PROPENSITY AT BEING COMPLETE AND UTTER MORONS IN TIM HORTONS ??????? AS IF IT ISN’T ENOUGH IN ANOTHER PART OF THE PLANET TO BE EXCLUSIVELY STUPID AND SELF DESTRUCTIVE… YOU HAVE TO MOVE…
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HERE’S THE KICKER IN THE TEETH
WHY OH WHY TO BRUSH OR NOT TO BRUSH TEETH IF YOU CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION… HELL YES I WANT YOU ON MY LEGAL TEAM ASAP BTW – NOT A TRICK QUESTION EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AND CRITICAL
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