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Two types of gut bacteria are ‘consistently depleted’ in people with depression: study | CTV News
https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/two-types-of-gut-bacteria-are-consistently-depleted-in-people-with-depression-study-1.4282025 Hmmmm… Let me take a wild guess… 2B or NOT 2B
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Check your compass: The magnetic north pole is on the move | CTV News
https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/check-your-compass-the-magnetic-north-pole-is-on-the-move-1.4282235 OMG I CAN JUST SEE IT NOW … HEADLINE NEWS DRIVERLESS CAR FALLS OFF THE EDGE OF EARTH… DAMN… GOTTA FIND PLANET B THAT DOESN’T HAVE A CLIMATE CHANGE PROBLEM WHICH ONE WAS THAT AGAIN ???
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Nearly half of US adults have heart or blood vessel disease | Ottawa Citizen
https://nationalpost.com/pmn/life-pmn/nearly-half-of-us-adults-have-heart-or-blood-vessel-disease WELL IN WASHINGTON DC IT’S CALLED THE… I-495 & I-695 BYPASS IF YOU GET PASS SILVER SPRINGS… HEY… LEAVE VIRGINIA OUT OF IT FOR NOW
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Rideau Canal temporarily closing to skaters Monday night | Ottawa Citizen
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/rideau-canal-temporarily-closing-to-skaters-monday-night THE PROBLEM WITH OTTAWA IS THAT CREATIVITY HAS GONE SOUTH … NOW IF YOU WANNA MAKE A KILLING IN GLOBAL WARMING… YOU NEED A PLAN ‘B’ RENT OUT SEA-DOOS WITH WATER SKIS OR SURFBOARDS DUH INSTEAD OF BEAVERTAILS… CALL THEM BEAVER PADDLES UP THE CREEK
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Now, say goodbye to cannabis hangovers | The GrowthOp
https://www.thegrowthop.com/cannabis-health/weed-hangover-cannabis-canadian-company-supplements HEALTH CANADA HAS DECLARED MOSANTO’S ROUNDUP AS THE ONE AND ONLY CURE FOR WEED HANGOVERS… SO MOSIE ON DOWN TO HOME HARDWARE AND DROWN THE SUCKERS
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Burglar smashes door, steals cash at Kemptville cafe | Ottawa Citizen
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/burglar-smashes-door-steals-cash-at-kemptville-cafe WHERE’S THOSE DAMN BANANAS WHEN YOU NEED THEM ???
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Councillors pitch one-per-cent tax levy to increase affordable housing | Ottawa Citizen
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/councillors-pitch-one-per-cent-tax-levy-to-increase-affordable-housing Hmmmm, okay I can’t wait to see what a 2 storey recyclable cardboard box condo looks like by the train tracks… AND If I dare say…. Better damn hurry it up cause costs just keep going up and up… Case in point… 5 cent plastic bags everywhere… 10 cent paper bags @ Value Village(reason……
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States of Matter – NOPE WRONG… GET YOUR PHYSICS RIGHT PLEASE… UPDATE YOUR REFERENCES
https://www.google.com/search?q=states+of+matter&oq=states+of+matter&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i65j0l3.7614j0j4&client=ms-android-acer&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=mG_ZdLIatjRENM: FROM THE HEAVENS IN DESCENDING ORDER DOWNWARDS APPLIES TO EVERYTHING #1 – NOTHING & SOMETHING(YOU CALL IT QUANTUM BUT IN ACTUAL FACT IT IS….) FIND THE WORD #2 – VACUUM(ACTUALLY THERE IS A BETTER WORD AS THIS IS INCORRECT) – UP TO YOU TO FIGURE IT OUT… YOU KNOW THE WORD BUT YOUR LITTLE…
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Chinese New Year 2019 β Year of the Pig
https://chinesenewyear.net/ THE REAL NEW YEAR’S AND OMG I’M GOING TO LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEE WATCHING THIS GOD LUCK TO YOU π LIVENRGY BUDDHA FIRE TAO OF EVERYTHING