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PARKED TRUCK AT LUMEN CAME UP EMPTY HANDED HUH
TESTING 123 TESTING… AH… THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF CORRUPT… CHEMICALS HERE… CHEMICALS THERE… CHEMICALS EVERYWHERE… HASN’T CHANGED ONE BIT… AS EXPECTED MORONS… GOTTA LOVE STUPID… COULD BUILD AN EMPIRE OF MORONS ON IT πππ
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YOU STARTING TO GET THAT KIND OF FEELING SLICKZZZ… THAT YOU’RE GUARANTEED TO GET MORE LUCKY GETTING LAID BY A MIRAGE IN THE SAHARA THAN WITH ME πππ
BET YA THOSE SINGLE NEURONS ARE THROBBING ND SCREAMING PAIN… HUH MY SUGGESTION… TAKE A KILLER TYLENOL AND SEE IF THAT WORKS
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BTW SLICKZZZ MY SUGGESTION… ENJOY AND GET PLENTY OF REST TONIGHT… YOU’VE GOT ONE HELL OF A WEEK COMING UP OMG ROFL
DAMN LONG EASTER WEEKEND ON WHAT ELSE ??? MY FAV FULL MOON… AND ITS GONNA BE SOMETHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT NAILED STRAP THOSE BALLS INTO THOSE JOCK STRAPS REAL TIGHT IF YOU HOLD THEM DEAR SEE YOU CAN’T SAY I’M NOT THE SENSITIVE TYPE π
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Hmmmm I see Tim’s has a new bathroom patrol… Ok not pretty but hey… Maybe it’ll scare the goons
BTW BRUYERE COULD USE SOME OF THAT NOW THAT I’M GONE… WHY NO ONE BOTHERED BUT ME IS A MYSTERY… BUT WHO CARES RIGHT ???
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Ahhhhhhhh…. I can truly say if you knew SLICKZZZ you’ve be pissed about flawed data… CHUCK IT UP TO…. PIZZA MY LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP PAR EXCELLENCE A Beeeeeeeeeeeautiful 50 year relationship with near perfect data :-)- OH GABRIEL WHERE ART THOU WITHOUT THY MISCHIEF HUH
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Ooooopsie… DID I FORGET TO MENTION…
SO DRY IN MY PANTS OF LATE… YOU WOULD HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF FINDING WATER IN THE SAHARA THEN SEX WITH A… _____________ (AMUSE YOURSELVES AND FILL IN THE BLANK) I GUESS THEY THINK I’M IN DIRE NEED… IN STITCHES SLICKZZZ… YOU’RE NOT THAT BRIGHT
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JESUS COME BACK JOHN SWEEPING TRUCK… YOU GONNA MISS ALL THE ACTION AT TRAINYARDS TIMS AND FRIENDS…
MORE SPREAD EAGLE STRUTTING THEIR WARES THAN VANIER… MORE GUYS THAN GALS… GUESS WE’RE REALLY 2019 WHO KNEW… OMG I SHOULD BE TAKING PICS BUT ALAS I DON’T THINK ANY SMARTPHONE ON THE MARKET TODAYS SPORTS MICROSCOPES TO VIEW THE NANO NANO SIZED DICKHEADS DANG ROFL… JUST CAN’T GET THE EVIDENCE OKAY GOOGLE… HERE’S ONE…
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AM I MISSING SOMETHING OR IS THERE A DAMN HIGH CONCENTRATION OF MORONS SITUATED IN OTTAWA, ONTARIO CANADA ??? SLICKZZZ YOU’RE BEST POSITIONED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION…
CASE # 1 – LAST NIGHT AT TIMS TRAINYARDS BATHROOM CHANGEROOM GARAGE THROWN INTO THE TOILET… NOT FLUSHABLE… THEN STANDING OUTSIDE… LOOKING TO GET PICKED UP… AND GET LAID… DUH CASE # 2- THE MORONS WHO THINK FLIPPING A SWITCH AND HOSING THE VAN WITH CHEMICALS IS GONNA GET MY MOJO GOING WHILE WATCHING YOUNG…
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‘Consent condom’ that needs four hands to open created by ad agency | Lifestyle from CTV News
https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/consent-condom-that-needs-four-hands-to-open-created-by-ad-agency-1.4375039 PLAN PLAN PLAN WITH BACKUP PLANS SAYS I… ALWAYS SAID… IN MY NEXT LIFE AS AN OCTOPUS… THAT WILL LEAVE US WITH 12 FREE HANDS TO SHAKE UP THE BOOTY BABY… MIND YOU… I DID NOTICE A CONDOM MANUFACTURING FLAW WHILE CRUISING THE SAIL STORE THE OTHER DAY … SEEMS LIKE THERE’S CAMOUFLAGE EVERYTHING…
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Wave propagation – TOMORROW ON THE AGENDA πππ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave_propagation