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LUCKY BE THOSE THAT EXPERIENCE NEWTON METRES IN THE FIRST PERSON FROM ME… I’LL BET THEY WON’T BE ABLE TO UTTER ANY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET ESPECIALLY THE LETTERS… OMFG MUTED IN GOLDEN SILENCE WITH HALOS BEAT THOSE STICKS SLICKZZZ AND SEE WHAT IT GETS YOU ROFL IN ABSOLUTE STITCHES

https://home.cern/news/news/engineering/lock-planck-kilogram-has-new-definition MAN OH MAN… RING AROUND THE ROSIE SURE TOOK LONG OKAY SO YOU WERE TRYING TO BE PRECISE I GET IT HOW MUCH DID THAT COST BTW ? IN WATTS PLEASE… ME… LESS THAN $100 CANADIAN IN LESS THAN A YEAR… NOW CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DO ME A FAVOUR AND CALCULATE $100 CANADIAN IN…

CAN’T EVEN LINE UP ASSES RIGHT UNDER ANY CONDITIONS EVEN AT A DAIRY QUEEN LIKE THE DUDE BEHIND MY SMELLING LIKE SOMEONE SMOKED 420 AND SUCKED HIS DICK ALL NIGHT… IN THE MEANTIME THE PLACE IS FULL OF KIDS… WAY A GO BUZZHEAD .. NOW FOR THE CARLTON UNIVERISTY CHICK… DAMN YOU PICKEM’ NICE ON…

MAN OH MAN YOU HAVE. HOLES IN THOSE FAKE HEADS THE SIZE OF JUPITER… DIDN’T WORK IN THE PARKING LOT AT FAKELIFE BEER STORE OH AND LETS NOT FORGET SHOPPERS DRUGMART DAMN AWFUL RECORD SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU

NOPE NOT HERE… eBAY HERE AMAZON HERE TARGET AND HERE WALMART CANADIAN TIRE BUT OMG YOU ARE IN LUCK IF SHOPPING IN OTTAWA, ONTARIO, CANADA AT TRAINYARDS WRECK HERE… THEY’RE A DIME A DOZEN BUT BE QUICK DEAR SHOPPERS… CAUSE THE PRICE IS DROPPING FASTER THAN A LOONIE IN FREEDIVE

BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW MICHELIN TIRE INSTALLED ROFL WATCHING THE PUROLATOR, CANADA POST AND BIG RIG PILOTS WITHOUT A DELIVERY LINE NOR PIC OP C’EST LA VIE HUH

MEANWHILE… I’M FILLING UP AT $0.84 CENTS PER LITRE… ROFL ENJOY YOUR EXPENSIVE LONG WEEKEND

I’M IN THE MOOD TO PLAY YOU BE WARNED OMG ALREADY ROFL BEFORE SUNRISE