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OK OMG SLAP MY ASS
While visiting atomic scales and quantum states… INVENTED A WHOLE NEW CATEGORY OF WORDS ON THE STANDARD MODEL… THANKS TO MY LITTLE ELECTRON FRIENDS and GROUND GOTTA LOVE THOSE CHARGES ZAP ME BABY THERE… DIDN’T NEED CERN TO FIGURE THIS OUT DOING JUST FINE NOW PICTURE IS GETTING CLEARER BY THE DAY ON ATOMIC STATES…
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Die Hard 1
Sorry on the PAVLOV THING NO LATEX GLOVES REQUIRED ASSHOLES HAVE REQUESTED BAREBACK… RATHER BAREHAND NOW… IF YOU’RE LOOKING TO GET FUCKED… NO PHARMARY CARRIES DOGGIEZILLA CONDOM SIZES BTW – GOT LOVE THE HACKED DOCTORED VIDEOS OF LATE HUH ! LAPTOP CONNECTS TO TIM HORTONS NETWORK… UPLOAD TO LAPTOP ALTERED SEGMENTS OF DOCTORED VIDEOS INSERT…
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DEAR BELL CTV NEWS CJOH & GLOBE & MAIL… ALL IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS
BRIAN SMITH WAS SETUP THIS IS OTTAWA, NOT PARADISE 100% GUARANTEED OR YOUR LIVES BACK My Christmas Present Signed Livenrgy π
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Hard choice… for Christmas movies DANG
Lethal Weapon nutcase Or Die Hard… got more teflon than PTFE …. I’m sorry…. Home Alone series is out for the decade’s end We all know what happens to stupid crooks RIGHT SLICKZZZ
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FYI BONEHEADS… HO HO HO & A MERRY OH OH OH
OLIVE OIL ALL WRONG… AT LEAST IN CANADIAN STANDARDS BUT GO AHEAD… INDULGE Short of 40 Virgins… can’t wait to see how the Stairway to Heaven’s doors opens up by the backdoor instead ROFL HOW’S THAT FOR A ONE EYED RING PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT Signed, Courtesy of P. A. & Company
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So my FIRST 2020 PRE-DICKS-ION
Gold will slide and another precious metal will be the IT motherlode… Me says…. LEAD by the POUND
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How was that SLICKZZZ… got your boners up from ALL WHOLE FOODS ???
Go to enhance that pecker dept naturally next time if the crowd didn’t get you excited. Or better still… WAVE THAT MAGIC WAND in the 5am to 7am timeslot to make it work for you. RIGHT SLICKZZZ