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The CRITICAL QUESTION NICOLE IS THIS…
HOW DRY, HOW LONG, HOW FAR CAN YOU GO ??? WITHOUT WHILE BOTH YOUR LEGS MIGHT SPELL X’s & O’s AS DO NOT ENTER… Your pretty little neurons in that head spell… OMG I NEED IT BAD… OVER AND OVER AGAIN Ahhhh THE PHYSICS OF CHEMISTRY AS FOR ME… GIVE OR TAKE A UNIVERSE… SATIATED…
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Digital First Dates Are the Solution to Your Socially Distanced Love Life | GQ
https://www.gq.com/story/digital-first-dates You can pardon me for being a dummy here… BUT YOU WOULD THINK SOMEONE HAD ALREADY LEARNED FROM HOW TO FLATTEN THE DIGITAL VIRUS… DON’T TOUCH MY ZEROZ… I WON’T TOUCH YOU ON YOUR ONES ONCE… Now for the fine print on terms and conditions…. You’ll need an electron microscope to read the invisible…
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BBC – Culture – The sexed-up cartoon hunks that defined gay culture…
http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20200323-the-sexed-up-cartoon-hunks-that-defined-gay-culture Ohhh come on now… A GLOVE A DAY WILL KEEP THE DOCTORS AWAY… PRAYER 4PLAY REQUIRED Use your imagination station better… Shame on you writers… WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY INVENTED ALL THOSE SELFIE STICKS… Tickle me here and take me there ROFL NO NEED FOR CONDOMS… JUST A FACE MASK IF…
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Opinion: What happens after the pandemic curve flattens? – The Globe and Mail
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-what-happens-after-the-pandemic-curve-flattens/ Hmmmm, some serious ER CPR ROFL
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ON THE POSITIVE SIDE.. THANK YOU YOUNG LASS
From the parking elevator thanking me to be on sentinel during these times… And my answer… Been there virus that DONE THAT… BEEN THERE IN DECEMBER YES VIRGINIA… I CAN GIVE YOU THE EXACT SPECIFIC STEPS OF THIS VIRUS IN YOUR BODY… BUT BUTTHOLES THOUGHT THEY WERE YANKING MY CHAIN… GUESS YOU’RE ALL GOING TO…
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THANK YOU SLICKZZZ… BUT HELL NO HUGS FOR YOU SLIME BALLS
OTTAWA CITY HALL WAS THE PERFECT VENUE TODAY TO TEST OUT MY HYPOTHESIS… YES VIRGINIA… GOD DAMN PRICKS GOT AROUND PROPAGATING THE CHEMICALS THAT MAKE YOU VULNERABLE TO GETTING THIS VIRUS… USING PUBLIC AREAS I COULD TELL YOU THE EXACT PRECURSOR TELLTAIL SIGNS… BUT HELL… YOUR SO MUCH SMARTER THAN ME… SO LEARN THE ROPES…
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James Bankhead in Calgary
Eat your words… YES VIRGINIA… from Ottawa to Rundlelawn Close YOU CAN FIGHT CITY HALL AND LOCK IT UP, SHUT IT DOWN I’m proof ROFL
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OMG ROFL IN ABSOLUTE STITCHES – NOT – exactly what I had in mind… BUT HELL YES I’LL TAKE IT & RUN WITH IT FOR STARTERS
I CLOSED DOWN… OTTAWA CITY HALL DOORS… REAL PHYSICAL DOORS LOCKED TILL FURTHER NOTICED πππ
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As Economic Toll Mounts, Nation Ponders the Trade-Offs – The Wall Street Journal.
As Economic Toll Mounts, Nation Ponders the Trade-Offs https://www.wsj.com/articles/as-economic-toll-mounts-nation-ponders-the-trade-offs-11584970165 Well I say look to history’s lessons… One that comes to mind readily… Build yourselves a brand new… Alan Turing machine… Crunch the numbers and watch which ship you decide to let sink… vs Which and when to put the economy back on a roll… Ahhhh……