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Craft Beer Market | Menus – OH BTW THAT’S CRAFT BEER VIRGIN IN OTTAWA… FIRST FOR EVERYTHING OMG
https://www.craftbeermarket.ca/calgary/menus Ahhhhh BEER HEAVEN once again CHEERS ROFL KEEPING AN EYE OUT, NOSE SHARP, 360 EARS UP, AND OFF COURSE TAIL POINTED ALL WHILE ONE PAW UP ON THE HYDRANT JUST IN CASE See EASY AS Pi
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Ottawa officials brace for ‘perfect storm’ as COVID-19 contributes to increased drug overdoses | Ottawa Citizen
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/ottawa-officials-brace-for-perfect-storm-as-covid-19-contributes-to-increased-drug-overdoses Did you forget to mention that MONDAY is…. Ooooooooooopies….. FULL MOON Brace the diapers Gotta get yourselves more Prevagen buds… As a favour…. Here on in… the remain FULL MOONS of the year are going to be spectacular in comparison… gonna make Halloween look like black and white ‘B’ movies So put on your…
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Well there’s a thought….
What if you made all those apps into games…. Space Invaders Pacman Candy Crush Hell, Monopoly and Park Ave…. pass go collect your latex gloves, masks and burn rubber… You might just be surprise how viral that works out for the best… Bonne Chance Cheers to the long weekend π€£
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Voluntary βCOVID Alertβ contact tracing app now available to download – The Globe and Mail
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/article-canadians-can-now-download-covid-alert-contact-tracing-smartphone/ I’m gonna call it…. The CHICKEN LITTLE TOO LATE APP Cock a doodle dooooo 2 late π Gotta find myself a coconut tree emoji Dang
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Here's how to watch the NASA's Perseverance Mars rover launch
https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/here-s-how-to-watch-the-nasa-s-perseverance-mars-rover-launch-1.5044349 Cool watching NASA launch π
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Microsoft will pitch virtualized Windows-as-a-subscription service, update and maintain VMs for customers | Computerworld
https://www.computerworld.com/article/3568449/microsoft-will-pitch-virtualized-windows-as-a-subscription-service-update-and-maintain-vms-for-cust.html Hmmm, okay ! 20 years too late reporting this, duh I should have written the article back in 1999 … As the world turned inside out during Y2K… So guess what ? How about if I start writing now instead of waiting another 20 years to tell you what’s next ! Any bidders wanting…
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Extreme heat and Covid-19: Experts fear the twin threats create a recipe for danger in vulnerable communities – CNN
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/24/us/extreme-heat-coronavirus-climate-change-compounding-risks/index.html So how’s the VIRUS / HEAT thing working out ??? If anyone is having a fire sale on coconut trees…. I’ll buy a few dozen… Going to start my plantation watching Reality TV… Minus off course… no helping hands needed… coconuts will fall down all by themselves… no need to get slave labour right…
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Okay the WAVES are getting to be more INCREDIBLE … all by themselves – HANDS FREE πππ
Opposite is true now… Work required to keep them under control… BEST PART – They’re starting to be in order and making sense No run away horses here … ROFL π
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πππ that’s the way it goes SLICKZZ πππ
That contractor at DoJ … Unreliable and Dangerous Sucks to work there in that section and building… Gotta be there to figure it out NOT WORKING THE GIG ANY LONGER Bonne voyageeeeee ROFL
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Briggs & Stratton, small engine maker, files for bankruptcy protection
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2020/07/20/briggs-stratton-small-engine-maker-files-bankruptcy-protection/5473165002/ Small engine combustion DEATH by gazillion tiny little electrons stored in batteries… Ignominious farewell to pollution I would rebrand as B & S Electric if you survive… Next up… Fare Thee Well… Betsy the COW… Tits up and all hail the ELECTRIC Replacement… hope you’ve got the electric clone version right huh ?