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Ottawa Sun – Remote B.C. town trying to do life without Internet after provider shuts down
http://www.ottawasun.com/2015/12/02/remote-bc-town-trying-to-do-life-without-internet-after-provider-shuts-down With nothing better to do than read the news and get excited or not about it… pissed actually – pass on the info to the town in question. Fly me over there and I’ll WIRE YOU ALL BACK UP TO THE INTERNET – GRATIS !!! NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO PUT UP WITH MORE…
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Globe & Mail – What the Pirelli pin-up calendar really tells us (hint: Power is always an aphrodisiac)
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/what-the-pirelli-pin-up-calendar-really-tells-us-hint-power-is-always-an-aphrodisiac/article27542817/ Okay you asked for it. There’s nothing like skin on skin when rubber hits the road. Here’s my sage words of advice. Plan AHEAD ! FLYING MACHINES MAY NOT REQUIRE RUBBER AND THEN IT’S A WHOLE NEW POWER BALL CURVE UP AHEAD. WELL WAY YOU WAITING FOR ??? AN INVITATION TO THE NEXT BACK…
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The Star – Ontario consumers likely paying billions more over electricity: auditor-general
http://www.thestar.com/news/queenspark/2015/12/02/ontario-consumers-likely-paying-billions-extra-for-hydro-one-decisions-auditor-general.html HOSTAGE, BLACKMAIL, RANSOM, DAVID & GOLIATH, BDSM…. SHALL I ADD MORE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE WORST CORRUPT PRACTICE AGAINST PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET. FROM THE DAYS OF TESLA AND EDISON…. ALL MANNER OF PRACTICES TO EXTORT FROM VULNERABLE PEOPLE IN WAYS THAT SHAMES THE MAFIA, HELL’S ANGELS AND THE CHARBONNEAU COMMISION…
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Ottawa Citizen – ‘I rolled the window down’: Cop rescues ‘Squishy’ the rogue donkey, who barely fits into Oklahoma police car
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/entertainment/rolled+window+down+rescues+98squishy+rogue+donkey+barely+fits+into/11559894/story.html How can you resist the temptation of a PhotoShop moment. Bye bye Kodak moment. Picture perfect. No one makes an ass of themselves doing the right thing with it. At least Francis is speechless. SEE DOGS DO KNOW HOW TO TREAT ASSES AND THEN SOME… CARE TO GO FOR A RIDE ??? ANYONE ???…
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Ottawa Citizen – Cantley man fails sobriety test after passing police car on double line
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/cantley-man-fails-sobriety-test-after-passing-police-car-on-double-line Could have fooled me… What was the first clue that gave it away ??? No brainer here… vehicle should have been towed while in transit after the double vision line check didn’t pass test.
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Globe & Mail – Bank of Canada stays on the sidelines as U.S. liftoff looms
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/economy/interest-rates/bank-of-canada/article27559287/ SURE ABOUT THAT ??? CHOOSE WISELY :~)
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Washington Post – What it looks like inside and around Facebook’s new headquarters
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/what-it-looks-like-inside-and-around-facebooks-new-headquarters/2015/11/27/01956c4c-9525-11e5-b5e4-279b4501e8a6_gallery.html?hpid=hp_no-name_photo-story-d%3Ahomepage%2Fstory OKAY – NORTEL TOUCHY FEELY KINDA DEJA VU FOR THE RECORD – DIDN’T DO ANY GOOD FOR NORTEL AND IT’S FORMER EMPLOYEES. SO…. THIS IS NOT HOW I WOULD DO IT – WRONG WAY WRONG. ANY DELOREAN IN THE MAKING – ALL BRAND SPANKING SHINING STAINLESS STEEL NEW… BUT WON’T FLY INTO THE FUTURE.…
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USA Today – Korea’s Coolest Fridges Are All About Kimchi Keep fermented veggies fresh with a dedicated fridge.
http://refrigerators.reviewed.com/features/koreas-coolest-fridges-are-all-about-kimchi?utm_source=usat&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=collab OKAY FIRST OFF THE BAT THIS MORNING – WOW…. DO I LOVE KIMCHI NOW. TOOK A WHILE CONSIDERING I NEVER ATE HOT SPICY FOODS. KIMCHI COMES IN ALL VARIETIES, TASTE AND STRENGTH. BUT HERE IS THE BEST KEPT SECRET ON PLANET EARTH. DO YOURSELVES A FAVOUR AND LEARN TO EAT VARIOUS TYPES OF KIMCHI.…
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Still ain’t working out – YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSES
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR STUPID HIV CONTAMINATION PROGRAM – UTTERLY FLAWED AND I WILL EXPOSE YOU RIGHT UP TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN. BET YOUR ASSES ON IT !
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You dirty DOG you…. HUH ???
WHO KNEW YOU COULD BRING IN YOUR DOGGIE 4 PAWS INTO A BRAND SPANKING NEW BEER STORE ON SOMERSET ST. DAMN, HOW USEFUL IS THAT ? GUESS I’LL BRING IN MY 2 PITBULL SIDEKICKS NEXT TIME. JUST FOR SAFETY’S SAKE. COLLARED, MUZZLED, LEASHED AND ON MY COMMAND – NO PRISONERS :~) OR PERHAPS I’M MISINFORMED???…