Iran in talks with FIFA to move World Cup matches from U.S. to Mexico, Iranian embassy says

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/soccer/article-iran-world-cup-matches-mexico-embassy/

iN ALL FAIRNESS AND AS AN EQUITABLE SOLUTION FOR THE MOMENT…

WHY DON’T WE JUST MOVE ALL SPORT VENUES TO A SOMEWHAT SAFER LOCATION BETWEEN ALL DISJOINTED MISALIGNED AND ACRIMONIOUS STATES WHO CAN’T SEEM TO FATHOM AGREEMENTS BUT WOULD RATHER HAVE BLOOD SPORTS…

SOLUTION IS EASY…

MOVE ALL SPORT VENUES TO…

AN ANTARTICA ICE SHELF THAT HAS BROKEN UP DUE TO RADICAL CLIMATE CHANGE…

EITHER EVERYONE CAN SWIM OR EVERYONE SINKS TOGETHER

BUT I’LL BET YA SOME IDIOT YAHOO WILL BRING LIFE VESTS AS DOPING MEASURES…

THE NOTION OF ALL ROWING TOGETHER GETS LOST IN STUPIDITY

AND

AS A REWARD TO ALL FANS WATCHING OVER THE INTERNET…

THEY CAN ALL BRING THEIR BLOOD PRESSURE LEVELS DOWN…

BY WATCHING PENGUINS DOING THEIR THING DURING COMMERCIAL BREAKS

SEE…

2 BIRDS

LOTS OF ICE

AND…

ALL FIRED UP WITHOUT THE HEATED OPPOSITION OF DISSENTIONS

ALL IN THE NAME OF SPORTS

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