Hooters restaurant chain files for bankruptcy protection | US news | The Guardian
NOW WHOSE YANKING MY DOG LEASH… NO CROWN YET REMEMBER ???
IN THE MEANTIME… LET’S HAVE SOME FUN…
BIG TITS GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO !
NO MORE MILKING RIGHT AT THE SOURCE !
ALL CUSTOMERS ARE SPENDING THEIR LAST HARD EARNED DOLLARS BUYING CARS !
AND
FOOD
AND
LUMBER
AND
FUEL
AND
PAYING DEARLY FOR WHAT WILL AWAIT THEM AS OF TOMORROW…
SORRY TIT INDUSTRY…
GAME OF THRONES IS A MUCH CHEAPER CHOICE
OBVIOUSLY, CUSTOMERS AGREE
NOW…
I WONDER WHAT KIND OF BROTHEL THEY’LL TURN TITS INTO ???
HOLES AHOY ???
SPREAD EAGLES ???
OR MOTHER OF ALL BITCHES ???
ASK DONALD…
BET YA HE’S GOT ONE DANDY OF AN IDEA ON HOW TO ROUGH IT RAW AND WELL
I’LL LET THE READERS FILL IN THE BLANKS
NO DIFF TO ME…
LIKE EM SMALL AND TIGHT…
BIG HOOTERS ONLY SERVES TO WHIPLASH YOU FOR A SECOND TIME…
FIRST TARIFFS…
THEN WHEN SWALLOWING AT THE TABLES…
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh BABY I GOT IT….
HOOTERS SHALL HENCEFORTH BE RE-BORN BAPTISED AND CALLED….
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS
Leave a comment