Hooters restaurant chain files for bankruptcy protection

Hooters restaurant chain files for bankruptcy protection | US news | The Guardian

NOW WHOSE YANKING MY DOG LEASH… NO CROWN YET REMEMBER ???

IN THE MEANTIME… LET’S HAVE SOME FUN…

BIG TITS GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO !

NO MORE MILKING RIGHT AT THE SOURCE !

ALL CUSTOMERS ARE SPENDING THEIR LAST HARD EARNED DOLLARS BUYING CARS !

AND

FOOD

AND

LUMBER

AND

FUEL

AND

PAYING DEARLY FOR WHAT WILL AWAIT THEM AS OF TOMORROW…

SORRY TIT INDUSTRY…

GAME OF THRONES IS A MUCH CHEAPER CHOICE

OBVIOUSLY, CUSTOMERS AGREE

NOW…

I WONDER WHAT KIND OF BROTHEL THEY’LL TURN TITS INTO ???

HOLES AHOY ???

SPREAD EAGLES ???

OR MOTHER OF ALL BITCHES ???

ASK DONALD…

BET YA HE’S GOT ONE DANDY OF AN IDEA ON HOW TO ROUGH IT RAW AND WELL

I’LL LET THE READERS FILL IN THE BLANKS

NO DIFF TO ME…

LIKE EM SMALL AND TIGHT…

BIG HOOTERS ONLY SERVES TO WHIPLASH YOU FOR A SECOND TIME…

FIRST TARIFFS…

THEN WHEN SWALLOWING AT THE TABLES…

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh BABY I GOT IT….

HOOTERS SHALL HENCEFORTH BE RE-BORN BAPTISED AND CALLED….

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

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