‘Like drinking a music festival’: this is ultrasonic coffee – but does it taste any good?

‘Like drinking a music festival’: this is ultrasonic coffee – but does it taste any good? | Coffee | The Guardian

WELL BUSY DAY AHEAD….

PART 1

JUST WAIT TILL SOME BRAIN DEAD MORONS AND MALFAITEUR TURNS OFF THE LIGHT SWITCHES TO THOSE NEURONS….

THEN YOU’LL HAVE THEM DOING WORST THAN COFFEE…

NEXT BIG THING, WITHOUT DOUBT NOW… BLASTED BY SOUND WAVES

COCAINE

METH

FENTANYL

HEROIN

et al….

NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME HOW SOMETHING THAT HAS GOOD POTENTIAL IS TURNED INTO KINETIC NIGHTMARES….

YEP… I’M SURE ALIENS WILL DO U-TURNS ONCE HERE AND WAIT IT OUT…

YOUR RED BULLS DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BALLS AS IT IS…

Oooops, CAN’T AFFORD THAT FANCY NEW GIZMO ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER…

NO PROBLEM….

COME INTO OUR SOUND TANNING SALONS AND WE’LL MAKE SURE THAT BY THE TIME YOU LEAVE…

YOU’LL BE MORE WOUND UP THAN THE COPPER COILS IN TESLA’S ELECTRIC MOTORS…