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AT THE END OF THIS POST… REMIND ME AGAIN WHO EXACTLY IS GOING TO FOOT THE BILL FOR THIS STUPIDITY…

LET’S RECAP SHALL WE…

FIRST THE SENS PLACE OUT IN KANATA… THE CANADIAN TIRE CENTER

HAS HAD MORE NAMES THAN 100 BABIES COMINED… SINCE BIRTH

BUT LET’S SKIP NAME CALLING SHALL WE…

SO… WE’VE BENT EVERY RULE IN THE BOOKS TO WARP, TWIST AND MAKE IT WORK TO GET THE HOCKEY RINK BUILT ON ENVIRONMENTALLY SENSISTIVE LAND…

ALBEIT… THAT WAS THE TRICK, BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T HAVE JUST A HOCKEY ARENA IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IN A FIELD WITH NOTHING AROUND FOR MILES…

SO WHAT DO BIRD BRAINS DO…

ALTER ALL THE ZONING OF THE ENVIRONMENTAL ASSESSMENTS SO THAT BUSINESSES COULD BE BUILT ANYWAYS…

NOW… HOW DO YOU GET PEOPLE TO THE DAMN THING…

BIG PARADE… BUS THEM ALL IN AND BUILD A HUGE PARKING LOT(OKAY THEN, NOT SO OKAY NOW WITH CLIMATE CHANGE)

BUT WAIT… NOW WE HAVE THE SOLUTION TO IT ALL… LRT

BUT HELL… WILL STOP AT MOODIE DRIVE WHEN COMPLETED…

A FEW MILES SHORT OF A FULL BRAIN ON THAT ONE…

BUT THERE’S MORE…

LRT UNRELIABLE AND SO MANY BUGS… YOU MIGHT AS WELL WALK, IT’LL BE FASTER… GETTING THERE…

SO WHAT THE HELL….

MOVE IT DOWNTOWN TO JUSTIFY THE LRT…

HELP MORE BUSINESSES GROW AND HAVE A MORE VIBRANT DOWNTOWN CORE…

WELL THAT’S THE PLAN…

BUT WHEN THE LRT IS GONNA BREAKDOWN… AND IT WILL…

CAN YOU IMAGINE 5, 10, 20 THOUSAND FANS RIDING BUSES ???

NO SORRY, DOWNTOWN AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR HUGE PARKING LOTS AND BESIDES… BAD PR WITH CLIMATE CHANGE…

YOU WILL WALK, I’LL BET YOU A THOUSAND ON THAT WAGER…

AND THEN… WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE OLD CANADIAN TIRE CENTER ??

ALMOST BRAND NEW… SCRAP IT ? SEND IT TO THE TIRE RECYCLERS ???

OKAY, SO I’M SURE SOME BRIGHT LIGHT LED LIGHTBULB OUT THERE ALREADY IS SALIVATING PROFUSELY WAITING IN THE SHADOWS AT THE THOUGHT OF HAVING THE KEYS ONCE THE MOVE IS A DONE DEAL…

SOMEONE HAD BETTER CHECK THE SECOND SET OF JOURNAL LOG BOOKS TO SEE WHO’S HANDS ARE DIRTIER THAN DIRTY HARRY…

SO… ALL THAT SAID…

REZONED AND OKAYED ENVIRONMENTAL SENSITIVE LAND…

FIRED FIRESTONE

SURFED WAVES TILL A NEW OWNER CAME TO THE RESCUE…

MELYNK WHITE SHINING ARMOUR SAVED THE DAY, BUT DIED OF WHAT AGAIN ??? AT WHAT AGE AGAIN… DON’T SEE AN UPSIDE TO HAVING A PLAQUE ON A TOMBSTONE SAYING GO SENS GO…

AND

JUST RECENTLY…

DAMN… I AM HAPPY THAT YOUNG FELLOW DIDN’T GET SUCKED INTO BUYING THE SENS – RYAN…

SMARTEST THING THAT COULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO HIM…

THE SENS CENTER WOULD HAVE BEEN COINED…

TO DEADPOOL INFINITY & BEYOND…

NOW… DEAR NEW OWNER…

IN YOUR SKATES… I WOULD UNLOAD AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE IF YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR YOU..

OTTAWA’S A MESS AND TAKES EVERYONE WITH THEM…

KIT, KABOODLE AND SENS

YOU WANNA KNOW HOW BIG YOUR BALLS ARE…

JUST DO IT AND SEE

IT WAS AND STILL IS CALLED “BROWN FIELDS” FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON