US English: Why do Brits hate it so? (bbc.com)
OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NEVER VISITED OR LIVED IN CANADA…
PRETTY FUCKED UP…
BRITISH ENGLISH…
AMERICAN ENGLISH…
QUEBECOIS FRENCH…
FRENCH FRENCH…
METRIC
ENGLISH
US MEASURES…
KILOS AND POUNDS…
MILES AND KILOMETERS(DON’T TELL ME IF I SPELLED THAT RIGHT)
INCHES AND CENTIMETERS(YES YES YES)
LOONIES AND TOONIES AND DOLLARS BUT NOT REALLY AMERICAN DOLLARS
WHO KNOWS…
MAYBE CANADA WILL BE FIRST COUNTRY TO DECIPHER A.I. ROBOT SPEECH
BUT DON’T COUNT ON ALAN TURIG TO HELP OUT…
OR
MAYBE GREEN MEN FROM MARS…
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