How Far $100 Goes at the Grocery Store After Five Years of Food Inflation – WSJ
OKIE DOKIE… IF YOU SAY SO…
HOW ABOUT FAST FORWARDING TO 5 YEARS FROM NOW…
AT THIS RATE OF INFLATION…
$100 PER GALLON FOR GAS
WHICH WILL LEAVE YOU WITH ZERO DOLLARS TO BUY FOOD…
SEEMS LIKE A GREAT PLAN….
MIND YOU… WHAT GOES IN, MUST COME OUT…
WHICH BRINGS ME TO SHRINK FLATION AT THE WORST OF POSSIBLE TIMES….
NARROWER ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER… LOCAL DONUT STORE….
USED TO BE THAT SOME PUBLIC RESTROOMS USE TO HAVE STALLS WHERE YOU WOULD PAY A QUARTER TO USE THEM…
SOON, YOU’LL BE THANKFUL JUST TO HAVE ACCESS TO TOILET PAPER IN STALLS FOR $25 DOLLARS…
AND BE EVEN MORE THANKFUL FOR NOT HAVING TO USE FINGER WIDE SHEETS OF TOILET PAPER AT THIS RATE, CONSIDERING YOU’LL BE EATING LESS AND LESS…
OTHERWISE SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN TO CLEAN UP THOSE DIRTY FINGERS AND WHILE AT IT… DRY THEM TOO…
ROFL…
Live~NRGY 
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