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Man walks up to St Peter…

St Peter – WHY are you here ?

Man says – Got shot

St Peter – Got your covid shots?

Man – No I got shot with a gun by accident

St. Peter – OKAY you can get in

Second man arrives and says – I got my shot too

St Peter – OKAY but you’re here ?

Second man says – No I only got 1 shot too late

St Peter- OKAY you can get in

Third man walks up and says – Got all my shots and followed all covid protocols and advice

St Peter looking with puzzled face ?

Third man – Well what?

St Peter – YOU shouldn’t be here, but go stand in line with the others under the crossed finger sign

Fourth man arrives at the gate and says to St Peter – Got so many confused and mixed messages that I said to Hell or HIGH water with it. I got all my shots, then when for seconds and mixed them all just to be on the safe side.

St Peter bewildered – OKAY so why are you here waiting to get in?

Fourth man – Well it seems like Hell or high water is way past FROZEN to Hell. Sign posted on Hell’s gates says.

CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE –

NO ONE IN OR OUT UNTIL THE COVID VURUS IS GONE – VACCINATED OR NOT –

IN HELL WE DON’T TAKE CHANCES…

SEE IF HEAVEN IS WILLING TO CHANCE IT

St Peter over the loudspeaker –

Attention please – Those of you in line waiting to get in all depends on who got it right with COVID back on earth…

In the meantime please cross those fingers tighter.

We’re waiting for the odds from Las Vegas