The thing that happens when sex doesn’t | Healthing.ca

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BLUE BALLS… SHAME ON YOU kinda …

Once upon a time… 1977…

First girlfriend in Rockcliff Park in Cadillac Eldorado…

Getting into heavy foreplay…

Almost at 3rd base when along comes a tap on the drivers window…

BUSTED… RCMP… APOLOGIZING AND ASKING TO MOVE ON… Thru a slight opening in drivers fogged up window…

Girlfriend butt naked…

FYI – MY FIRST TIME VIRGIN…

After I move along realize I’m in trouble in the 8 BALLS in the SIDE POCKET about to bust… Emergency run for the first restroom…

YIKES & LIKE OMFG OUCH…

Since then…. Just the way I like it…

TOPPED UP AND NOT RUNNING ON ZERO…

LOTS & LOTS OF TESTOSTERONE TOO BOOT… ALL FOR MY DOT WAVE LITTLE ITSY BTSY SELF… NO SHARING THIS PAPA ALLOWED

FYI – REVIEW DUNGEON TAPES FOR INSTRUCTIONS ON ‘HOW TO’

FOR THE REST OF YOU CLUELESS AND BLUE…

May I suggest MANTAK CHIA practice & exercises…

Since I am clueless about and can’t speak of PINK PELVIS…

Women will have to speak up…

MUST BE SOMETHING LIKE…

VENUS ENVY

and

PHALLUS ENVY

Rise to the occasion, don’t lose the loads and use it to TOP UP that which MATTERS MOST TO YOU ONLY…

YOU WILL NEVER REGRET GETTING OVER THE BLUE BALL WALL

ROFL WATCHING CROSSED LEGS AND LIKE OMG CAN’T BUT FEEL SORRY FOR IGNORANCE

Bonne CHANCE

BTW – BEATS RACING & JET FUEL…

I CALL IT…

1000 OCTANE HYDROGEN(PROTON) BALLS & BUN BURNERS

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT

MASTER YOUR NRGY = MASTER YOUR DESTINY

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