https://www.healthing.ca/wellness/sex/the-painful-thing-that-happens-when-sex-doesnt
BLUE BALLS… SHAME ON YOU kinda …
Once upon a time… 1977…
First girlfriend in Rockcliff Park in Cadillac Eldorado…
Getting into heavy foreplay…
Almost at 3rd base when along comes a tap on the drivers window…
BUSTED… RCMP… APOLOGIZING AND ASKING TO MOVE ON… Thru a slight opening in drivers fogged up window…
Girlfriend butt naked…
FYI – MY FIRST TIME VIRGIN…
After I move along realize I’m in trouble in the 8 BALLS in the SIDE POCKET about to bust… Emergency run for the first restroom…
YIKES & LIKE OMFG OUCH…
Since then…. Just the way I like it…
TOPPED UP AND NOT RUNNING ON ZERO…
LOTS & LOTS OF TESTOSTERONE TOO BOOT… ALL FOR MY DOT WAVE LITTLE ITSY BTSY SELF… NO SHARING THIS PAPA ALLOWED
FYI – REVIEW DUNGEON TAPES FOR INSTRUCTIONS ON ‘HOW TO’
FOR THE REST OF YOU CLUELESS AND BLUE…
May I suggest MANTAK CHIA practice & exercises…
Since I am clueless about and can’t speak of PINK PELVIS…
Women will have to speak up…
MUST BE SOMETHING LIKE…
VENUS ENVY
and
PHALLUS ENVY
Rise to the occasion, don’t lose the loads and use it to TOP UP that which MATTERS MOST TO YOU ONLY…
YOU WILL NEVER REGRET GETTING OVER THE BLUE BALL WALL
ROFL WATCHING CROSSED LEGS AND LIKE OMG CAN’T BUT FEEL SORRY FOR IGNORANCE
Bonne CHANCE
BTW – BEATS RACING & JET FUEL…
I CALL IT…
1000 OCTANE HYDROGEN(PROTON) BALLS & BUN BURNERS
NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT
MASTER YOUR NRGY = MASTER YOUR DESTINY
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