https://www.healthing.ca/wellness/case-study-man-swallows-cell-phone
We that’ll teach him… if they confirm he has any brain cells after the evaluation…
My suggestion…
Next time swallow the SIM CARD and hope by then that MA BELL comes up with a way to remotely dial the numbers…
Numerical digits something like pull on 2 ears, push on 2 eyes, nose, 2 boobs and a belly button for EMERGENCY CALLS…
Anything bellow the belt is LONG DISTANCE AND EXTRA CHARGEZ APPLY…
Of course it goes without say… new area codes will probably need to be invented to take into account peoples stomachs…
GOD HELP US ALL IF SOMEONE DECIDES TO STICK A SIM CARD IN THEIR BRAINS…
Live~NRGY 
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