BROKER… This baby is a steal…
STARRY EYED COUPLE… How much ?
BROKER… $500,000 as we speak
OOOOOH COUPLE… Can we negotiate…
BROKER… No problem but make it quick… I would over bid by $100,000 if I were you…
OUCH COUPLE… Lots of other bidders I guess…
BROKER… Only 1 other, but they’re not sure… Hestitating it looks like… So if you bid chances are you’ll get the house
EXCITED COUPLE.. Okay… $600,000
BROKER… Hang on, my watch just buzzed me…
BROKER LOOKS AT WATCH.. Well the minimum bid is $700,000 right now… If you want the house … Sign here quickly
PAINFUL COUPLE… YIKES
BROKER LOOKS AT WATCH BUZZING AGAIN… I’m sorry, but price is $800,000
ASTONISHED COUPLE… Boy that other bidder really wants the place badly…
BROKER LOOKS UP FROM WATCH AGAIN… New minimum price is $1 million…
HOT UNDER THE SEAT COUPLE.. OKAY OKAY… $1.5 MILLION… SOLD
BROKER… Damn good thing, but you have 60 seconds to sign before the bank realizes it can’t put a mortgage on lumber…
HOUSE AND PROPERTY IS WORTHLESS
BROKER… Other potential buyer backed out 1 hour ago…
Live~NRGY 
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