OH YEAH ALMOST SLIPPED MY MIND… I DID PROMISE AFTER ALL… THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS starts with DOING YOURSELF IN BY STUPIDITY

SO HOW DID I MANAGE TO DEFLECT AT LEAST 90 PERCENT OF THE DRUGS AND CHEMICALS BEING INTENTIONALLY PUMPED INTO MY ROOM FROM THE OTHER ROOMATES AND LANDLORD HIMSELF (that is why my DEAR WATSON I cleaned upthe room after the fact… I knew the MORON could not resist trying to do in once alone again – caught with chopsticks up his ass)

AND THE CRITICAL ANSWER IS…

I REDIRECTED ALL THE DRUGS & CHEMICALS BACK INTO THE GENERAL LIVING SPACE AND THE FURNACE COLD AIR RETURN…

KARMA IS SUCH A SON OF A BITCH…

I left a little so that I would know they were up to no good and have a great laugh at their expense…

STUPIDITY HAS THE PRIVILEGE OF DARWINIAN SELF EXTINCTION …

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