You know you’re TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY DESPERATE when….

SLICKZZZ INC. start posting 99.9999 nude women on WASHINGTONPOST. Com at 3:00 am in the morning while I am reading news and having a munch…

YES SIR… A BEAUTÉ…

Tell you what SLICKZZZ… next time make sure she’s in 3D so she can turn over into the DOGGIE STYLE POSITION

That should take care of all the barking DOG sounds in the neighbour on the BIG BADDA BOOM exit survey

BTW SLICKZZZ

You’ll need hormone booster shots on the DATING FOR ZEX emails….

AIN’T WANKING MY CHAIN

DAMN

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