COVID-19: Ontario announces harsh new restrictions as province’s new cases soar to 939, 126 new cases in Ottawa | Ottawa Citizen

https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/covid-19-province-expected-to-reimpose-restriction-measures-as-infections-rise-public-health-offers-thanksgiving-sex-tips

Well like OMG… TOO MUCH…

GUT SPLITTING IN 2…

Like that will never happen on especially LOOOOOOONG WEEKENDS

FINAL SCORE

ZERO FOR VIRTUAL SEX

ONE FOR HANDS ON ALL OVER THE PLACE FOR REAL LIFE SEX

Like the next door roomie and the chick

MAYBE I SHOULD START CHARGING FOR VIRTUAL ZERO SEX CLASSES SINCE I’M AN EXPERT ON THE SUBJECT

What a you think SLICKZZZ ???

Are your fantasies satiated yet ???

Will virtual sex work for you too ???

Okay… turn on PORNHUB and power stroke away

GONNA BE GREAT STORIES COME TUESDAY

MAKE ROOM ON THE NEWSPAPER FRONTPAGES

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