So SLICKZZZ… IF THE ECONOMY NEEDS A HELPING HAND… HOW ABOUT THIS… ROFL

I’ll buy a few BIG LONG THICK CHAQUITA BANANAS FOR LONGEVITY SAKE….

LET’S SAY A WEEKS WORTH….

Heat one up in the microwave to 100 degrees… make it 110 just to say it’s in an excited state….

Stick next to the gorillas in my bedroom bed…

And voila…

Drip lots of whipped cream and le tour est jouer… n’est pas !!!

That way the JOHN SWEEPER truck can call it an early day, pollute less on the streets and the police and undercover can get it on while flicking their bics…

SEE EVERYONE WINS…

No filled up detention centers, less crowding in the court queues, administration of justice shines and best of all…

Communities feel safer and taxpayers save a bundle and can redeem gold stars with their McDonald’s monopoly stamps…

How’s that for a TOP DOG !

NO LOST LOADS OTHER THAN IN YOUR FANTASIES…

NO LOST LIVES HAVING SHOT FROM THE HIP ALL WRONG…

POLITICIANS WILL LOVE THE PLAN

Less statutes to Jimmie up the BIG legal machine

ALL BECAUSE OF A FEW HOT BANANAS

IMAGINE THAT

LIKE I STILL MANAGE HANDS FREE OMG MOMENTS

BEAT THOSE STICKS SLICKZZZ

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