Digital First Dates Are the Solution to Your Socially Distanced Love Life | GQ

https://www.gq.com/story/digital-first-dates

You can pardon me for being a dummy here…

BUT YOU WOULD THINK SOMEONE HAD ALREADY LEARNED FROM HOW TO FLATTEN THE DIGITAL VIRUS…

DON’T TOUCH MY ZEROZ…

I WON’T TOUCH YOU ON YOUR ONES ONCE…

Now for the fine print on terms and conditions….

You’ll need an electron microscope to read the invisible bugger, so put on your VR MICRO GOGGLES ON FOR ABSOLUTE PROTECTION in case it jumps out at you

XOXOXOXOXO…

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