These are our biggest automotive disappointments of 2019 | Driving

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OK CLOSE PET PEEVES…

BUT BY FAR THIS ONE IS THE WINNER OF THE DICK HEADS AWARDS…

REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS IN SEARCH OF 100 MPG CARBURETORS ???

CONSPIRACY THEORISTS HAD FIELD DAYS…

BUT YOU WOULD THINK THAT WOTH THE ADVENT OF ELECTRIC CARS SELLING FASTER THAN HOTCAKES…

AND ADS BOOSTING 1 MILLION POUND TRAINS LOADED WITH WHAT ELSE… 150 GAS GUZZLERS BEING PULLED BY AN ALL ELECTRIC PICKUP…

CAR MANUFACTUERS WOULD BE SPINNING FASTER THAN 1 TO 60 IN A 1/4 QUANTUM NANO-SECOND CHANGING THEIR BUSINESS MODELS AND FACTORY FLOOR SPACES IN THAT BLINK OF A QUARK…

NOPE MY DEAR FRIENDS…

ALAS THE DARWINIAN PRIZE FOR ATUPID BY SELF TERMINATION GOES TO…. IN THE CATEGORY OF ALL THINGS WHEELS…

TRADE PACTS THAT REWARD THE STATUS QUO… MOVESAROUND THE PAWNS AND ELIMINATES THE KNIGHTS WATCH TOWERS AND REWARDS THE SEGMENT OF EVERLASTING CONFUSION AT THE EXPENSE OF MUSICAL CHAIRS…

HAVING NOT LISTENED TO THE PAST, IGNORANT OF THE PRESENT AND DOESN’T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT AND CLIMATE CHANGE MATCHING BLINDLY TO ITS OWN DESTRUCTION…

WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE EXTERMINATION WANTONLY BY WANT OF GREED AVRICE IGNORANCE AND EGO

THE MANY WILL PERISH BY THE ACTIONS OF A FEW

SUCH ARE CONCRETE GLOBAL TRADE PACTS THAT REWARDS WRONG AND KILLS ADAPTIVE DYNAMIC SYSTEMS OF CREATIVITY

OH… LET’S NOT FORGET THE RACETRACKS WITH ALL THOSE SEXY THINGS… A TWEAK HERE… RUBBERS EVERYWHERE AND VOILA… INSTANT SPONSORS FOR THE WINNER TAKES ALL

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